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"F word on bill"

Postby Leighsus on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:14 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staf ... 253002.stm

I couldn't believe it. The bill read 'fish cakes'
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Postby STD_Caps on Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:33 pm

Suck my dick fuck face.

Brilliant.
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Postby Resilience Records on Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:15 pm

sexual harassment!
Heavy Metal is the Law.
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Postby Bangover on Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:28 pm

hahahahahaha
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Postby Metal Iain on Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:21 pm

That is truly brilliant.
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Postby Spencer on Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:57 pm

I've never understood the kind of people who find this kind of thing offensive.

If it said ''Suck My Dick Fuck Face'' on my bill I'd find it fucking hilarious.
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Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:07 pm

"We want our money back and a free meal and an appology"

No you don't, you're just a whinging media attention seeking fuck face.
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Postby ribbons69 on Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:15 pm

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:"We want our money back and a free meal and an appology"

No you don't, you're just a whinging media attention seeking fuck face.

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Postby Dian Wei on Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:53 pm

To be fair would you even eat there after causing this scene?
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby Styxx on Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:52 pm

Resilience Records wrote:sexual harassment!


...Panda!

This has to be the best bit:

Joe Delucci's owner Mr Langsdon said the message had been meant to be seen only by kitchen staff and he did not know how it ended up as an item on the receipt.

He said: "That shouldn't come out on the bill, so we've got to find out what's gone wrong there.


I mean, he doesn't even think it's wrong to do this sort of thing, it seems like it's everyday happenings. I'd at least try and deny it and say like "I'm trying to find out who did this so I can fire them". Legend! Mr Langsdon and his kitchen staff are my new friends :D
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Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
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Now you're nothing!!
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Postby Immortalicide on Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:52 pm

The cost of the meal came to £284.68, including a 10% service charge.
they deserve to be sworn at for spending that much in litchfield. WHat they should really ahve said was "fuck roight off yaw miserabbul fuck fyces yam yam yam"
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Postby Plodman on Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:58 pm

Immortalicide wrote:The cost of the meal came to £284.68, including a 10% service charge.
they deserve to be sworn at for spending that much in litchfield. WHat they should really ahve said was "fuck roight off yaw miserabbul fuck fyces yam yam yam"


Oi! You fag! Lichfield is where i hail from, and it's reet.
We're 40 minutes north of brum, not brummy at all!
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Postby Immortalicide on Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:59 pm

Plodman wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:The cost of the meal came to £284.68, including a 10% service charge.
they deserve to be sworn at for spending that much in litchfield. WHat they should really ahve said was "fuck roight off yaw miserabbul fuck fyces yam yam yam"


Oi! You fag! Lichfield is where i hail from, and it's reet.
We're 40 minutes north of brum, not brummy at all!


im only 10 mins away in burton, and compared to me u speak funny!
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Postby Dian Wei on Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:56 pm

You all speak like fucking coal miners.
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Postby MartinC on Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:21 pm

Eeeeeeh by gum!
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