i was thinking,Stallones new masterpiece:the Expendables comes out on thursday the 19th....



....so now thats wetted your appetites/pants,who would be up for seeing it somewhere in london on the afternoon of saturday the 21st,then all head on into camden for the Damnas/Sabbat gig in the evening?

I can't fucking wait to see this. I love Stallone. I love Mickey Rourke. I love Bruce Willis. I love Jet Li. I love Dolph Lungren. I love Schwarzenegger. I hate Jason Statham, but it'll be worth putting up with him in this film.

Unfortunately (but also fortunately, hopefully) I'll be in Portsmouth listening to the new Iron Maiden album all weekend. Tell me how good it is, and I'll probably see it soon.

I used to hate Statham, then i saw Crank 2.

What an amazing film.

Both Crank films are amazing. Crank 2 is hilarious, within the first 5 or 10 minutes he's already managed to call someone a 'sausage nigel' and a 'toilet'.

MartinC wrote:within the first 5 or 10 minutes he's already managed to call someone a 'sausage nigel'

Not just anyone. Maynard James Keenan of Tool!

Haha really?! I didn't notice that... oh well I'll have to WATCH IT AGAIN!

The other "Sausage Nigel" is Danny Lohner.

Fans of shit movies should note that Lloyd Kaufman of Troma fame also has a cameo.

Leighsus wrote:The other "Sausage Nigel" is Danny Lohner.

Fans of shit movies should note that Lloyd Kaufman of Troma fame also has a cameo.

I watched Crank 2 purely for the Kaufman cameo.

I haven't seen Crank 2. I couldn't believe the first one! They are ridiculous films. Doesn't he turn into a giant in the seocnd one.

Heard The Expendables was pretty much as brainless as you'd expect. Also heard read in a review that Jet Li gets a hardtime for being short and isn't allowed to kick ass even though he is blatantly the actual hard man of the film. Can't believe that sort of daft racism can still be played. Still, no doubt I'll watch this trash at some point.

STD_Caps wrote:I haven't seen Crank 2. I couldn't believe the first one! They are ridiculous films. Doesn't he turn into a giant in the seocnd one.

Appropriately enough, it's the same time as Kaufman's cameo.

They have a massive Godzilla fight. It's brilliant.