"This is a particularly attractive duvet cover for any youngster. I suppose that these days many children would prefer the characters from such contemporary cartoon favourites as 'Aldo the Friendly Addict', 'Jimmy the Teenage Drill Maniac' or 'The Young Adventures of Jenna Jameson' but sometimes it's nice to go with something a little more traditional. I bought one of these for my lad Crispin a couple of years ago, before he elected to move into a double bed. This cover was extremely appealing to him, thanks to the presence of Pooh on the fabric. Sadly, a year later the bedding became significantly less attractive for reasons that were not entirely dissimilar (after Doreen failed to exercise an adequate level of vigilance in the rationing of pickled onions) leaving us with no choice other than to dispose of it. In fact, if you're looking for a bargain, I believe that a second-hand set is still on display in our local charity shop. "

"I picked up a bottle of this lotion last year, as a Christmas present for my wife Doreen. As it turns out, she prefers not to combine sweet flavours with those of a savoury nature, although it hasn't gone to waste. Every Sunday afternoon the whole Redhart family tucks into a pot of Wall's "Carte d'Or"- topped with a couple of sprays of this delicious raspberry sauce!"

The Only Classical Album You'll Ever Need

"Whod ave fought dat there would be enuf badass classical songs to be worf fillin two WHOLE CDs? Well, there aint. Most of da songs is well borin and it dont even got Star Wars on it. Dat is my favourite classical song, except for the valedictory Adagio (langsam, feierlich) from Anton Bruckner's unfinished ninth symphony in D minor, performed by the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra under the baton of Willhelm Furtwängler- which aint there neither. I aint never even eard arf of these songs on any decent Nokia ringtones or nuffin and most of em dont got no proper beats, innit! They should ave got my man MC Hammer to do a well-bad remix."