Yes!! We now have a fishing thread!!

amok wrote:Still not sure on title, but song title's are somthing like this:

1. Murder City
2. Intervention
3. Scene It
4. False Flag
5. Downhill Without Breaks
6. Kill the Gestapo
7. Crime is the Law
8. Thrash Island

Calum, I must say, your ability to come up with song names is positively woeful. Crime Is the Law?! Come on! That's worse than Kill the Juden!

P.S. Remember you have to pay me royalties for coming up with the Thrash Island concept.

That's right, Calum actually used one of my ideas. This is just one example of how uninventive Calum is.

terrorizer wrote:Now the Pike is the hard-man of the fresh water manor, but the Perch can draw blood with it's spines and should not be underestimated by the unsuspecting fisherman.

The Pike drags Ospreys down into the water when they try and grab them.

The Pike wins.

FISH WAR!

Haha, "Crime is the Law". Kill yourselves.

Never! It's the best song ever!

You know Martin's right, Calum.

Crime Is the Law is just really awful. It's the sort of title your average 14 year-old comes out with. Honestly.

haha, your such a bastard.

*You're.

MartinC wrote:*You're.

You're wasting your time there.

I've been trying to get Calum to improve his grammar for the better part of four years now. It's really fucking shocking, especially so considering he went to one of the best private schools in Scotland.

Here is an example of Calum's English:

'Your gonna huv tu ga threw thu dair.'

Translation:

'You're going to have to go through the door.'

It's quite tragic really. The boy is a matter of days away from his big final exams and his grasp of English grammar is negligible. His vocabulary is probably as advanced as your average 11 year-old.

The thing is, i'll probably end up with the same degree as you.

It's pretty funny that one of UK Thrash's most virulent anti-thrash residents actually masterminded a song about a whole island swarming with unkempt headbangers trying to out-thrash each other!

You think THAAAYTT'S baaayyyd?! I wrote Evile's 'Burned Alive'.

I knew it

amok wrote:The thing is, i'll probably end up with the same degree as you.

Yes, but in archaeology.

To be fair, if you out-perform me in terms of degrees, I will have to kill myself.

James wrote:It's pretty funny that one of UK Thrash's most virulent anti-thrash residents actually masterminded a song about a whole island swarming with unkempt headbangers trying to out-thrash each other!

I just came up with the title.

Seeing as it's Amok's party-piece, I demand royalties in the sum of 45 per cent!

You can tell I didn't write the lyrics though. I'd have used proper grammar.