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Postby boovidge on Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:48 am

Hostile wrote:*edit* That one about Betty's dead gay son is absolutely tragic. Honestly I feel for both of them. I'd love to tell Betty it's all her fault. Right to her stupid face too. I'd want to see the look in her eyes when she realises she drove her own son to death.


I feel sorry for Betty. I reckon shes a good person at heart, it's just she's fallen foul to dogmatic christianity. BAN THE PREACHER
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Postby Mikey on Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:11 am

"So why not shoplift, and use drugs, and go on a killing spree, and read HARRY POTTER BOOKS, and rape as many people (of arbitrary gender and age) as possible?"

I didn't know Harry Potter books were a sin?

Thankfully i don't read them....... my soul is clensed?
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Postby ash on Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:58 am

MartinC wrote:It's a good job I'm not in charge of our nuclear stockpile. I wouldn't think twice about nuking these idiots and the whole of the middle east. I'd probably nuke Scotland too.


you better rephrase that.
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:02 pm

Are we all Satanists then? That's great news.

But there was that one convincing argument against evolution....

We evolved from monkeys over millions of years, but monkeys don't live for millions of years. Why have I never thought about that? Wow. And why don't we orbit mountains? It makes no sense!
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Postby STD_Caps on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:04 pm

:lol:
"Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?"


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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:04 pm

"If we evolved from monkeys, why are babies not born monkeys"

and the kid was being serious :wall: :lol:
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Postby ash on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:05 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Are we all Satanists then? That's great news.


it certainly wouldn't be great news. being a satanist is definitely on the wrong end of the cool spectrum.
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:08 pm

Shit guys... God does exist!
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?v ... 486b273a5f
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Postby Immortalicide on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:14 pm

STD_Caps wrote::lol:
"Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?"


Just what my house is like.

I nearly quoted this one myself this morning :lol: :lol:
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:17 pm

STD_Caps wrote:
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!


That exact thing happened when I was home over easter. Scary isn't it?
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Postby Craig on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:18 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Shit guys... God does exist!
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?v ... 486b273a5f


hahaha! GodTube....oh dear. :lol::lol:
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Postby boovidge on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:24 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Shit guys... God does exist!
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?v ... 486b273a5f


I thought they were being serious for a minute :lol:
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Postby Immortalicide on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:33 pm

boovidge wrote:
Metalbrew Stu wrote:Shit guys... God does exist!
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?v ... 486b273a5f


I thought they were being serious for a minute :lol:


:lol: have you read some of the comments below??
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Postby James on Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:21 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:"If we evolved from monkeys, why are babies not born monkeys"

and the kid was being serious :wall: :lol:


Hahaha, good call - I literally laughed out loud for about 30 seconds when I read that one :lol:
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Postby James on Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:24 pm

Immortalicide wrote: :lol: have you read some of the comments below??


"Pineapples anyone?"

hahahahaha
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