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So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang! what would you give it?

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So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby terrorizer on Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:08 pm

What would you give it?
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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:08 pm

it is clearly going to get at least 4.
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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby jonny_boy34 on Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:26 pm

I reckon I'd give it 3. My personal rating would be 2, but if I was writing for a mag I'd have to take it as an individual album and not compare it to earlier goodness and basically be a professional reviewer and therefore give it a 3. But if I was honest, a 2. But there are some good bits. But there are some rubbish bits and it's all quite annoying.

Actually, I've changed my mind, I'll just give it a 2. Unfortunately I already voted for a 3 though. Shit.
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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby ribbons69 on Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:41 pm

I haven't heard it.

Having said that,I suppose that makes me perfectly qualified to review it for kerrang.So,er...KKK then.
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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby Bangover on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:47 pm

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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby Spencer on Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:18 pm

Kerrang will probably give it 5 K's and claim that it sounds almost exactly like their 1st album Master the Lightning of Justice, I'd give it 2 out of 5. Because it's not very good.
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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:06 am

KKKK: Brilliant effort, lads. Keep putting out albums like this but, in future, use a better producer. You can use Bob Rock and not feel obliged to go to therapy and so forth. Oh and get a fucking decent lead player.
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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby thrashduck on Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:44 am

I'M NOT GAY.. I'M NOT GAY OH I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY.. OH I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY, OH I'M NOT GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, OH I'M NOT GAY, BUT I'M IN THE KKK!

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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:51 am

I bloody don't.
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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby thrashduck on Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:55 am

Yeah, it's ruined...
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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:59 am

Well i'll just start listening to it now then.

We can have a quote war if you want....
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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby thrashduck on Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:04 am

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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby terrorizer on Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:17 am

I didn't actually mean for you to imagine you were a Kerrang! hack, I simply wanted you to use the best rating system in metal. Sorry if that wasn't clear.
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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby GoreBastard on Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:33 am

I've only heared 2 songs off it. One of them was ok, and the other was shite. The one with the soldiers in the music video is fucking wank. Really wank. I couldn't believe how shit and boring that song was.

I gave it 2, because it's better than Saint Anger (didn't listen to that though), but worse than any of their albums that deserve 3...

I'm not going to listen to it. I'll trust my instincts and give it 2!
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Re: So if you were reviewing Death Magnetic for Kerrang!

Postby Shugmaster on Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:28 am

I give it KKKK. It isn't exactly what I was hoping for but it is a very good record. I only find fault with one track, the unforgiven III. The ropey production isn't bothering me that much either. Highlights for me are Judas Kiss, All Nightmare Long and Cyanide.
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