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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Lev on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:33 am

Erm, ..what?
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:37 am

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Erm, ..what?


I know!

She looks ever-so-slightly like Sigourney Weaver in that.

*sobs uncontrollably*
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Lev on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:38 am

No, I mean, you've just linked us to a photo that's already on here, where she looks daftly stunning.
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:43 am

Fuck!

I entered the wrong link and now I can't find it. Anyway, they were just like this:

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How disappointing.
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Lev on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:46 am

Disappointing? - What? EH!? SHUT UP!

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What a darling.
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:48 am

Shut it!

She looks like a fucking mutt in those ones with the Stars and Stripes panties. If she had been applying to be a WWE Diva that'd follow seeing as they are able to turn seemingly flawless women into bulbous monstrosities with rubbery tits and man-backs.
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Lev on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:50 am

Iain, these words you say...they're hurting. She looks bloody lovely, no matter what's on her bikini.
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:52 am

If she didn't die her hair, she'd look like this:

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That first picture of her as a blonde was lovely but the rest have been borderline vomit-inducing.
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Lev on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:54 am

If you take away the fact she looks nothing like that, you're right, she does look like that.
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:56 am

They have similar mandibles.

Give it 3, 000 years and an anthropologist, archaeologist or whatever will be unable to tell the difference between the corpses.
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Lev on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:02 am

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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:04 am

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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Lev on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:06 am

Just fuck off. You'd shag her and Victoria Beckham until your knob fell off.
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:11 am

I'd shag JP but much more so in the first photo of her. The good one with her pressing her tits together. The other ones of her I;ve seen as a blonde have been hugely disappointing in comparison. That's what I've been getting at.

You're so out of order with the Victoria Beckham claim, though.
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Re: nightmares/weird dreams

Postby Lev on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:13 am

Victoria Beckham tit wank ftw.
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