2010's - If it's too loud, have a wank.

If i look out at our next gig and see everyone wanking coz we're too loud, i'll probably cry.




Having said that having a wank is probably preferable to watching us anyway.

This is all a hoax by the way, there is no plan to introduce sound limiters into music venues.

exactly, you bunch of crywankers

Many years ago I was in a Sabbath tribute band, we were playing in the Royal Standard I think it was called in Walthamstow. During one of the songs an Australian gentleman lay back onto the stage facing the audience, at this point I noticed he had his cock out and was wanking - although it was flaccid. The look on the bassist's face when I glanced over at him was a classic - his eyes were so wide and he had this face of absolute incredulity I was in stitches for ages afterwards. See it does happen!

erm Stu... Are you referring to the crywanking, the petition or have the wrong forum section.

Erm Kev Kilgore's earlier post mentions everyone in the audience wanking, and it reminded me of this incident.

Nice

Were you in the carlton club when that dead old dude pulled some girl, got a bit too giddy about it and started wanking on the dancefloor with his long johns down?

I remember the man but not the incident.

bwahaha

Haha, fucking hell. The North is a weird place.

Come on Herzy we can out-wierd them!





Err..

I shared a tent with Sam before I even met him, ...WOAAAAAH that's wierd!

South - 3 points
North - 2 points

shared a sleeping bag

Hey it was the south where that wanking took place, surely you have more points?