by radioactive rik on Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:14 pm
my latest masterpiece(after a few attempts to get something worthwhile)
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: lol
You: dont you think a cats arse hole looks a bit like a sausage roll?
Stranger: no
You: well i think it does.maybe its just me.also a dogs bum is pretty warm dont you find?
You: whats your hobby?
Stranger: not animal sex
You: aww shame,not even with a trouser snake?
You: so what do you like doing? a swim in the sewer is always fun.or what about eating corn on the cob?
You: are you there,dont be shy,im just a regular guy,,with one eye,but super fly.
Stranger: where do you live?
You: i live in the skip located in da real hood of england,how about yourself?
Stranger: I live in da interwebz of england too
You: do you like tangerines and raisins?