radioactive rik wrote:You: but you got head lice,so take my advice and roll the dice,to see if you catch a slice,of my pizza,b4 i beatz ya,we playing for th jackpot,not the feature,im a weird ass creature,who was a former preacher.you get me,blad?

That's the best thing ever, I'm well rippin that off for a song one day.

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my latest masterpiece(after a few attempts to get something worthwhile)

You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: lol
You: dont you think a cats arse hole looks a bit like a sausage roll?
Stranger: no
You: well i think it does.maybe its just me.also a dogs bum is pretty warm dont you find?
You: whats your hobby?
Stranger: not animal sex
You: aww shame,not even with a trouser snake?
You: so what do you like doing? a swim in the sewer is always fun.or what about eating corn on the cob?
You: are you there,dont be shy,im just a regular guy,,with one eye,but super fly.
Stranger: where do you live?
You: i live in the skip located in da real hood of england,how about yourself?
Stranger: I live in da interwebz of england too
You: do you like tangerines and raisins?

im really bored of this now after being on all day...

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Haha, that's one of the best ones so far.

Stranger: Howdy
You: Can you feel it?.....
Stranger: It? Sometimes.
Stranger: You?
You: Yeh... its happening right now....
Stranger: It's good, isn't it.
Stranger: Feeling. It.
You: Exactly
You: It, is just the moment
Stranger: Has it gone now?
You: Yeh...
Stranger: Damn.
Stranger: You high?

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damn

Stranger: are you alone?
You: yeah, like totally
Stranger: good
You: yeah i guess
Stranger: little john is coming over with the package later, deliver it to x, then you get the money
Stranger: be quick
You: who do i deliver it to?
Stranger: X
Stranger: pay atention god dammit
You: x is well ambigous surely you can be more specific
Stranger: no, no names on the net
You: and dont shout at me, that hurts my feelings
Stranger: this is not a safe chanel
You: you are gay
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yaaay!

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You: yes yes
Stranger: Yes.
You: oooh safe
Stranger: I must concur.
You: wha?
Stranger: Si.
You: jermain yeah
Stranger: Who's Jermain?
You: dats me fool
You: wha you some chief
Stranger: Hello Jermain.
You: easy bruv
Stranger: I am not just some chief.
Stranger: I am the Big Kahoona.
Stranger: You may call me as such.
You: wha you just some chi chi batty man init
Stranger: No.
Stranger: And you?
You: jokes joke
You: oi wer u gon init
Stranger: Nowhere. You?
You: im here bruv
Stranger: Hello.
You: yeah whatever
You: wat you doin an shit
Stranger: Chillin'.
You: wat u fink u is bad den?
You: i'll jook u blad
Stranger: Are you illiterate? That would be a valid excuse.
You: lend me ur shoes init
You: bruv
Stranger: Sure.
You: oooh saaaaafe
You: lend me ur bank details init
Stranger: No.
You: why is you a batty manz\
You: dont be a chief
Stranger: No. And you, are you what they call a "battiboy"?
You: lend me your bank details bruv
Stranger: K.
Stranger: I'm with the rabobank.
You: oooh saaaaafe
Stranger: At least I think I am.
You: laterz yeah

Hahahaha, those last two were so amazing, well done Jamie.

Ha ha!

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You: OH MY GOD RUN!!!
Stranger: ack
Stranger: okay
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Haha, this is so much fun.

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You: lakdfjhakjdhfglakjdfghlkadfjg
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You: nmb,qwejuryoqiuert6eq9r79
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You: 迅速に、私の陰茎融解！
Stranger: hey
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zeI3MvSCMQ ?

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You: Jews United!

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Our Wonderful LEADER - Jade Goody!
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