Talk to strangers....
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Re: Talk to strangers....
That's fantastic.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
- Dian Wei
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Re: Talk to strangers....
Stranger: hi I am 21 male from UK.....Looking for a female with msn and webcam...
You: I like putting crayons in my willy
Stranger: what?
You: I like putting crayons in my willy
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heeey
You: I LEIK TO FART
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heyy
You: I like to shit on carpets and rub it un with my arse cheeks
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Stranger: im male
You: I have warts in my anus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: I like putting crayons in my willy
Stranger: what?
You: I like putting crayons in my willy
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heeey
You: I LEIK TO FART
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heyy
You: I like to shit on carpets and rub it un with my arse cheeks
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Stranger: im male
You: I have warts in my anus
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Rub my face... up and down
- Creeping Dan
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Re: Talk to strangers....
i totally forgot how quality/addictive this site can be.nice thread revival.heres one chat i just masterminded...
Stranger: Hi.
You: whats gwarning my friend?
Stranger: Gwarning?
You: gwarning = going on
Stranger: Ahh.
Stranger: Nothing much, yourself?
You: yeah im just talking to strangers with a semi on.how about yourself?
Stranger: Hah.
Stranger: Just sitting down, almost falling asleep
You: am i that boring?lol .what are you up to?are you male or female?
Stranger: Female.
Stranger: That's all I'm doing.
Stranger: I'm tired
You: oh right so do you spit or swallow?
Stranger: Neither.
You: so you wipe it off?
Stranger: A situation hasn't arisen where that is necessary
You: my cock has just "arisen" lol.whats your opinion on:one in the pink and one in the stink?
Stranger: No idea.
You: do you like it in both holes?
Stranger: Never tried.
You: so your not 16yrs or older?
Stranger: Correct.
You: thats how i prefer my women!
Stranger: Mmkay.
You: so when can we hook up and do the initiation ceremony?
Stranger: Let me think about that one.
You: is you tender little pussy unshaven?
Stranger: Just trimmed.
You: ask me something naughty
Stranger: Why can't you find any real friends?
You: i could trim your pussy with a chainsaw
You: you got no friends either,if your talking on here
Stranger: Sure.
You: have you ever eaten spaghetti sprinkled with dogshit?
Stranger: All the tie.
Stranger: time*
You: well your a sicko then coz spaghetti is disgusting
(then they disconnected ha!)
Stranger: Hi.
You: whats gwarning my friend?
Stranger: Gwarning?
You: gwarning = going on
Stranger: Ahh.
Stranger: Nothing much, yourself?
You: yeah im just talking to strangers with a semi on.how about yourself?
Stranger: Hah.
Stranger: Just sitting down, almost falling asleep
You: am i that boring?lol .what are you up to?are you male or female?
Stranger: Female.
Stranger: That's all I'm doing.
Stranger: I'm tired
You: oh right so do you spit or swallow?
Stranger: Neither.
You: so you wipe it off?
Stranger: A situation hasn't arisen where that is necessary
You: my cock has just "arisen" lol.whats your opinion on:one in the pink and one in the stink?
Stranger: No idea.
You: do you like it in both holes?
Stranger: Never tried.
You: so your not 16yrs or older?
Stranger: Correct.
You: thats how i prefer my women!
Stranger: Mmkay.
You: so when can we hook up and do the initiation ceremony?
Stranger: Let me think about that one.
You: is you tender little pussy unshaven?
Stranger: Just trimmed.
You: ask me something naughty
Stranger: Why can't you find any real friends?
You: i could trim your pussy with a chainsaw
You: you got no friends either,if your talking on here
Stranger: Sure.
You: have you ever eaten spaghetti sprinkled with dogshit?
Stranger: All the tie.
Stranger: time*
You: well your a sicko then coz spaghetti is disgusting
(then they disconnected ha!)
- radioactive rik
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Re: Talk to strangers....
Hahahaha why have I never properly read this thread before?
Jonny's is genius, that is the first thing that came to mind when I read the thread title.
Jonny's is genius, that is the first thing that came to mind when I read the thread title.
- Katze
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- Joined: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:42 am
- Location: Birmingham
Re: Talk to strangers....
You: lend me ur shoes init
hahaha awesome
hahaha awesome
- united_we_stand
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- Location: Londond
Re: Talk to strangers....
Stranger: Hello, if you are female, would you be willing to get naked on webcam for me?
You have disconnected.
ha, men.
You have disconnected.
ha, men.
- Katze
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- Location: Birmingham
Re: Talk to strangers....
Looks like Ste our guitarist is online. He'd say that in real life to be fair.
- H.O.D. Feemo
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- Location: In a grotty flat with Richie
Re: Talk to strangers....
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: Hi I'm 18 male horny with a webcam, interested?
You: yep
Stranger: msn ?
You: yeah
Stranger: whats ur msn address?
You: biggaybear@msn.com
Stranger: :\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: Hi I'm 18 male horny with a webcam, interested?
You: yep
Stranger: msn ?
You: yeah
Stranger: whats ur msn address?
You: biggaybear@msn.com
Stranger: :\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
- Stevedot2
- Posts: 2005
- Joined: Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:46 pm
Re: Talk to strangers....
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hello
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: what cha doin?
You: do u know any good child porn websites?
Stranger: noooooo..im not a freak
You: im not a freak either
Stranger: then y do u want child porn
You: i dont know
You: i have a good life
You: good career
You: good friends
You: but i like child porn
Stranger: thats just creepy...its not normal..u should get help
You: mabye its u who should get help!
Stranger: noooo...im happy and have no crepy habits
Stranger: and im practically a child
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 14
You: mmmmm
You: msn webcam?
Stranger: as i sed..thats creepy...im a good girl
You: are u a virgin?
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: y do u ask?
You: do you believe in god?
Stranger: yep...catholic school girl
You: dont worry in 4 years u will be ripe
You: i will come for you
Stranger: no...i have standards
You: i am very good looking
You: i do modelling
You: as i said
You: i have a great career
Stranger: haha..me too modeling shots and all
You: i have all the girls my age chatting me up
Stranger: u have a comp card?...what agency?
You: but they dont satisfy my needs
Stranger: well..that sounds like a problem
You: yes
You: they arnt fresh
You: i like young skin
Stranger: well...young girls should be lft alone...we're innocent
You: no one is innocent muawahahahahaha!!!!oneone!!!111
Stranger: perhaps not
Stranger: but temporarily
Stranger: u is a bit of a creeper
You: innocence is but a perception
Stranger: and i think ur lying
You: no im not
You: i love child porn
You: fear me!
Stranger: perhaps but innocence is not to be taken away by a stranger
Stranger: im not a child..i dont fear u
You: i know your ip adress alreeady
You: i just need to put it in my software
You: to hunt you down
Stranger: hahaha...u can join all my other stalkers
You: i am not a stalker
You: i am not that low!!!
You: i go in and swoop out
Stranger: u would have loved the stalker boyfriend i had this summer
You: this summer i did loads of cocaine
Stranger: oooh...i dont like drugs...GTG then dont talk to druggies
You: DRRRUUUGGGSSS!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hello
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: what cha doin?
You: do u know any good child porn websites?
Stranger: noooooo..im not a freak
You: im not a freak either
Stranger: then y do u want child porn
You: i dont know
You: i have a good life
You: good career
You: good friends
You: but i like child porn
Stranger: thats just creepy...its not normal..u should get help
You: mabye its u who should get help!
Stranger: noooo...im happy and have no crepy habits
Stranger: and im practically a child
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 14
You: mmmmm
You: msn webcam?
Stranger: as i sed..thats creepy...im a good girl
You: are u a virgin?
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: y do u ask?
You: do you believe in god?
Stranger: yep...catholic school girl
You: dont worry in 4 years u will be ripe
You: i will come for you
Stranger: no...i have standards
You: i am very good looking
You: i do modelling
You: as i said
You: i have a great career
Stranger: haha..me too modeling shots and all
You: i have all the girls my age chatting me up
Stranger: u have a comp card?...what agency?
You: but they dont satisfy my needs
Stranger: well..that sounds like a problem
You: yes
You: they arnt fresh
You: i like young skin
Stranger: well...young girls should be lft alone...we're innocent
You: no one is innocent muawahahahahaha!!!!oneone!!!111
Stranger: perhaps not
Stranger: but temporarily
Stranger: u is a bit of a creeper
You: innocence is but a perception
Stranger: and i think ur lying
You: no im not
You: i love child porn
You: fear me!
Stranger: perhaps but innocence is not to be taken away by a stranger
Stranger: im not a child..i dont fear u
You: i know your ip adress alreeady
You: i just need to put it in my software
You: to hunt you down
Stranger: hahaha...u can join all my other stalkers
You: i am not a stalker
You: i am not that low!!!
You: i go in and swoop out
Stranger: u would have loved the stalker boyfriend i had this summer
You: this summer i did loads of cocaine
Stranger: oooh...i dont like drugs...GTG then dont talk to druggies
You: DRRRUUUGGGSSS!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
MartinC wrote:HOW CAN PEARL JAM BE GOOD?! THEY ARE NOT METALLSSSS!!!1111
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- meluaz
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Re: Talk to strangers....
i wonder if i didnt bring up the cocaine shed still chat to me
MartinC wrote:HOW CAN PEARL JAM BE GOOD?! THEY ARE NOT METALLSSSS!!!1111
/Zurab
- meluaz
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- Location: london
Re: Talk to strangers....
Hahahaha, "I don't talk to druggies, but Paedophiles... yeah sure!"
- Stevedot2
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- Joined: Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:46 pm
Re: Talk to strangers....
Stranger: shaaane?
You: hiya
Stranger: is this shane
You: nah,its micheal jackson
Stranger: uhm .. thats not funny .
hes my uncle
You: your my nephew then
Stranger: your fucking hilarious. go choke on a piece of cow shit
You: i only eat pig shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hola
You: hi its your mum,get off the damn internet already
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: okay
You: bedtime
Stranger: yeah buut im not sleepy
You: neither am i but i am horny and your dad is at work remember?
Stranger: EEEK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hiya
Stranger: is this shane
You: nah,its micheal jackson
Stranger: uhm .. thats not funny .
hes my uncle
You: your my nephew then
Stranger: your fucking hilarious. go choke on a piece of cow shit
You: i only eat pig shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hola
You: hi its your mum,get off the damn internet already
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: okay
You: bedtime
Stranger: yeah buut im not sleepy
You: neither am i but i am horny and your dad is at work remember?
Stranger: EEEK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
- radioactive rik
- Posts: 2132
- Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:52 pm
- Location: da real hood
Re: Talk to strangers....
You: who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Stranger: spongbob squarepants...
You: WRONG, MANOWAR!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.
Stranger: spongbob squarepants...
You: WRONG, MANOWAR!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.
- Master of Muppets
- Posts: 1
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Re: Talk to strangers....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hiya
Stranger: sup?
You: not much,just chatting to a stranger
Stranger: lol
Stranger: snap
Stranger: a//l
You: i'll go for l
Stranger: ahh weve got a live one here
Stranger: you must be frommy country
You: yeah im live and online
Stranger: i can sense the dry wit a mile away
You: what is a frommy country?
Stranger: typo
You: typo negative? good band
Stranger: not aatch on John Martyn
You: er yeah
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: nah,i prefer AOL
Stranger: lol
You: not lol...AOL!
Stranger: not bad
You: is good
Stranger: is good yah?
Stranger: Suits you sir
You: cunt
Stranger: lol
You: cunty head
Stranger: bit strong
You: your mums a cunt eater
Stranger: and yer dad loves it
You: what the fuck.we are not brothers
Stranger: thank fuck
Stranger: you are a single celled amoeba
You: youre a sickle cell anemia
Stranger: don't be a dick all your'e life...
You: but your dads my role model
Stranger: you obviously knew him better than i did then
You: shit stabber
Stranger: fudge packer
You: shit stabber in the eye
Stranger: arse mechanic
Stranger: knob jockey
You: corn on the cob,tuna fish dweller
Stranger: that dont even make fuckin sense
You: you cereal eating milkshake slurper
Stranger: i think u dropped some of them straws u were trying to clutch
You: tryna get a clutch of what i could not touch,i never had much,life as a shorty shouldnt be so rough
Stranger: hey
You: hiya
Stranger: sup?
You: not much,just chatting to a stranger
Stranger: lol
Stranger: snap
Stranger: a//l
You: i'll go for l
Stranger: ahh weve got a live one here
Stranger: you must be frommy country
You: yeah im live and online
Stranger: i can sense the dry wit a mile away
You: what is a frommy country?
Stranger: typo
You: typo negative? good band
Stranger: not aatch on John Martyn
You: er yeah
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: nah,i prefer AOL
Stranger: lol
You: not lol...AOL!
Stranger: not bad
You: is good
Stranger: is good yah?
Stranger: Suits you sir
You: cunt
Stranger: lol
You: cunty head
Stranger: bit strong
You: your mums a cunt eater
Stranger: and yer dad loves it
You: what the fuck.we are not brothers
Stranger: thank fuck
Stranger: you are a single celled amoeba
You: youre a sickle cell anemia
Stranger: don't be a dick all your'e life...
You: but your dads my role model
Stranger: you obviously knew him better than i did then
You: shit stabber
Stranger: fudge packer
You: shit stabber in the eye
Stranger: arse mechanic
Stranger: knob jockey
You: corn on the cob,tuna fish dweller
Stranger: that dont even make fuckin sense
You: you cereal eating milkshake slurper
Stranger: i think u dropped some of them straws u were trying to clutch
You: tryna get a clutch of what i could not touch,i never had much,life as a shorty shouldnt be so rough
- radioactive rik
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