Your Mum.....
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Re: Your Mum.....
Some people would have mentioned her saggy boobs - not me...no need...
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Because Mum jokes are... and that's what I want.
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great
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Mum jokes... are... ...bad... jokes...
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your mums a metallica fan
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At least start on my dad, and then......
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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your mums bogeys taste too sugary
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Ooh bit sugary.. I prefer a flan.
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i prefer her flange to her bogeys
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Hairy ankles.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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your mums the bukkake world record holder.(620 men....i think )
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Imagine if a woman died in a bukkake related drowning - most degrading death ever!
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
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i went to the fishmongers the other day then realised i wasnt actually at the fishmongers,i was actually dreaming while your mum was sat on my face.
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That was pretty terrible.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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