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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby jonny_boy34 on Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:20 am

...You know...
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby James on Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:49 pm

Some people would have mentioned her saggy boobs - not me...no need...
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby MartinC on Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:54 pm

Because Mum jokes are... and that's what I want.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby James on Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:03 pm

:lol: great
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby MartinC on Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:18 pm

Mum jokes... are... ...bad... jokes...
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby zykloned on Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:23 pm

your mums a metallica fan
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby James on Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:15 pm

At least start on my dad, and then......
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby radioactive rik on Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:43 pm

your mums bogeys taste too sugary
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby thrashduck on Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:46 pm

Ooh bit sugary.. I prefer a flan.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby radioactive rik on Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:49 pm

i prefer her flange to her bogeys
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Dian Wei on Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:57 pm

Hairy ankles.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby radioactive rik on Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:02 pm

your mums the bukkake world record holder.(620 men....i think :eyes: )
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby James on Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:50 pm

Imagine if a woman died in a bukkake related drowning - most degrading death ever!
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby radioactive rik on Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:58 pm

i went to the fishmongers the other day then realised i wasnt actually at the fishmongers,i was actually dreaming while your mum was sat on my face.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Dian Wei on Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:17 pm

That was pretty terrible.
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