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Burial or Cremation?

Postby James on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:28 am

In the spirit of UK Thrash's slow graveward march, which would be your preferred exit between burial and cremation, and why?
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby boovidge on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:41 am

:lol: James' thread of despair


Cremation. Less room needed.
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:44 am

I plan to have my head removed, frozen in liquid nitrogen and shot out of a pneumatic cannon into a concrete wall. There's an optional brass band playing.

This is all dependant of the level of technology/my personal wealth when I go.
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby Raging Paul on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:44 am

Cremation.
Of course, ideally I would have a space burial though.
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby jonny_boy34 on Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:30 am

Cremation, but done Star Wars style, with me dresssed up as Darth Vader. But with Seventh Son of a Seventh Son playing at the same time.
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby STD_Caps on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:37 pm

Stuffed. Failing that, the cheapest and most efficient way possible - probably cremation vile black sack on bonfire.
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby Tengo on Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:33 pm

Buried is the way to go for me, ideally under a mountain of naked girls.

If you want to be cremated you're a sick bastard with no morals and likely a paedophile.
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:38 pm

Stuffed is also a good option.

Doubly so if I make any sort of worthwhile contribution to science.
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby thrash metal maniac on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:09 pm

Stuffed, yes! (with C4 and detonated outside buckingham palace)

I'll be donating whatever part of my body anybody wants for whatever medical reasons, figured i dont really need it when i die
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby James on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:35 pm

The only thing burial has going for it is the chance to leave behind a morbid looking monument for a century or two. Bring back Victorian era mausoleums covered in symbolic carvings which will crumble and be engulfed with ivy!

I would indeed like to be launched into space however.
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby thrashduck on Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:06 pm

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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:36 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:Stuffed, yes! (with C4 and detonated outside buckingham palace)



The problem is with that is the body is very good at absorbing explosions. So you'd potentially make a Harris rocket.

Which would be pretty good.
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby Atom on Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:04 pm

Mummification! I'm going to donate my bod to science so I am.
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby radioactive rik on Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:39 am

with a surname like "Ash"bey,surely it got to be a cremation for James right?

id like to be cremated along with all my stuff and then have the ashes fused together in the hope that i CAN take it all with me
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Re: Burial or Cremation?

Postby GiveItUp on Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:25 pm

Tengo wrote:Buried is the way to go for me, ideally under a mountain of naked girls.

If you want to be cremated you're a sick bastard with no morals and likely a paedophile.


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