Burial or Cremation?
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Burial or Cremation?
In the spirit of UK Thrash's slow graveward march, which would be your preferred exit between burial and cremation, and why?
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
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Cremation. Less room needed.
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- boovidge
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
I plan to have my head removed, frozen in liquid nitrogen and shot out of a pneumatic cannon into a concrete wall. There's an optional brass band playing.
This is all dependant of the level of technology/my personal wealth when I go.
This is all dependant of the level of technology/my personal wealth when I go.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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- Dian Wei
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
Cremation.
Of course, ideally I would have a space burial though.
Of course, ideally I would have a space burial though.
- Raging Paul
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
Cremation, but done Star Wars style, with me dresssed up as Darth Vader. But with Seventh Son of a Seventh Son playing at the same time.
- jonny_boy34
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
Stuffed. Failing that, the cheapest and most efficient way possible - probably cremation vile black sack on bonfire.
"And what about the churches and all their wealth
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
- STD_Caps
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
Buried is the way to go for me, ideally under a mountain of naked girls.
If you want to be cremated you're a sick bastard with no morals and likely a paedophile.
If you want to be cremated you're a sick bastard with no morals and likely a paedophile.
I came here for porn.
- Tengo
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
Stuffed is also a good option.
Doubly so if I make any sort of worthwhile contribution to science.
Doubly so if I make any sort of worthwhile contribution to science.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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- Dian Wei
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
Stuffed, yes! (with C4 and detonated outside buckingham palace)
I'll be donating whatever part of my body anybody wants for whatever medical reasons, figured i dont really need it when i die
I'll be donating whatever part of my body anybody wants for whatever medical reasons, figured i dont really need it when i die
- thrash metal maniac
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
The only thing burial has going for it is the chance to leave behind a morbid looking monument for a century or two. Bring back Victorian era mausoleums covered in symbolic carvings which will crumble and be engulfed with ivy!
I would indeed like to be launched into space however.
I would indeed like to be launched into space however.
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
Hoyed into the sea
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
thrash metal maniac wrote:Stuffed, yes! (with C4 and detonated outside buckingham palace)
The problem is with that is the body is very good at absorbing explosions. So you'd potentially make a Harris rocket.
Which would be pretty good.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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- Dian Wei
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
with a surname like "Ash"bey,surely it got to be a cremation for James right?
id like to be cremated along with all my stuff and then have the ashes fused together in the hope that i CAN take it all with me
id like to be cremated along with all my stuff and then have the ashes fused together in the hope that i CAN take it all with me
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Re: Burial or Cremation?
Tengo wrote:Buried is the way to go for me, ideally under a mountain of naked girls.
If you want to be cremated you're a sick bastard with no morals and likely a paedophile.
this hahahah
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