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Re: Joke Thread

Postby GoreBastard on Thu May 01, 2008 5:50 am

Doctor, doctor, I've got TEN penises...


What a load of bollocks..........
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Thu May 01, 2008 9:41 am

aha, that made me chuckle.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby ribbons69 on Tue May 06, 2008 8:37 pm

Where do people with learning difficulties shop?



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Re: Joke Thread

Postby James on Tue May 06, 2008 10:19 pm

ribbons69 wrote:Where do people with learning difficulties shop?



SPASDA


My response:
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Tue May 06, 2008 10:23 pm

Where is Craig... or should that be cairg?
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby James on Tue May 06, 2008 10:24 pm

He looked too amused/crazed.
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Tue May 06, 2008 10:25 pm

No, the correct answer is "At We Will Rock You".
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby James on Tue May 06, 2008 10:28 pm

:lol:

Close observers will notice my peculiarly lazy right eye!
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Tue May 06, 2008 10:29 pm

Well now that you have mentioned it.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Herzeleid on Tue May 06, 2008 10:59 pm

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ribbons69 wrote:Where do people with learning difficulties shop?



SPASDA


My response:


I thought you were responding with a picture of a person with learning difficulties. Certainly looks that way.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby James on Tue May 06, 2008 11:03 pm

Oh well done you!
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Immortalicide on Thu May 22, 2008 9:18 pm

A SCOTS WALKS IN TO A BAKERS AND SAYS "IS THAT A MACAROON OR A MERANGUE??" THE ASSISTANT SAYS "NO, ITS DEFINATELY A MACAROON!!!"


funny as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Thu May 22, 2008 9:20 pm

took me a while to get that :lol:
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Thu May 22, 2008 9:27 pm

I still don't get it...
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Thu May 22, 2008 9:58 pm

scotch, so...
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