Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:Standards come second when you're half-cut.
Very true, see the me shagging the larper incident.
THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Dian Wei on Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:08 pm
Very true, see the me shagging the larper incident.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Metal Iain on Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:50 pm
Shugmaster wrote:I will look forward to seeing that on the next "caught on CCTV" show thingamyjig.
They don't have CCTV point at toilet cubicles, unless the place is crooked?
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Metal Iain on Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:50 pm
Dian Wei wrote:Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:Standards come second when you're half-cut.
Very true, see the me shagging the larper incident.
Larper?
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Dian Wei on Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:54 pm
God i can't be arsed with dragging this up again.
Basically i was three sheets to the wind and she was dressed as an ork.
Basically i was three sheets to the wind and she was dressed as an ork.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Metal Iain on Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:57 pm
Hmm...
I've never heard this story.
I've never heard this story.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Dian Wei on Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:47 pm
There isn't much more to it, i ruined their game by being pissed then ended up sleeping with one of them.
I barely remember it besides green tits.
I barely remember it besides green tits.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by boovidge on Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:01 pm
is that one of those places where people pretend to be elves and take it as serious business?
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Dian Wei on Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:05 pm
They are yes, i was not involved in anyway. I would just like to clear that up, i actually ruined their game by harassing them and then we all ended up in the pub.
Cue ork boobs.
Cue ork boobs.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by The Fourth Norseman on Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:06 pm
like when mark does the roleplaying in the forest
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Dian Wei on Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:07 pm
The Fourth Norseman wrote:like when mark does the roleplaying in the forest
The very same.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by James on Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:27 pm
Was it actually Dobby?
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Immortalicide on Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:29 pm
James wrote:Was it actually Dobby?
i spoke to the ork and she wasnt sure
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Metal Iain on Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:40 pm
I can't even remember that episode of Peep Show. I vaguely remember something about what The Fourth Norseman mentioned above.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by MartinC on Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:33 pm
Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:Well, I've done some daft shit in my life to date but tonight was a fucking new awakening or something! Guess what, chaps! I got thrown out of a club tonight because I got caught shagging a bird in the bogs. Fair enough, I was sitting on the shitter but the bouncers peered over the neighbouring cubicles and drew attention to us. Whilst I'm pretty impressed by the efficiency of bouncers, I'm fucking gutted I had to run away with a bird and try to finish myself off with her in an alleyway.
This is probably my proudest moment, hence why I'm posting it at ten to four on a Sunday morning. Martin can do as he pleases but he's yet to post something as great as this. Honestly, I got thrown out of a club with my knob out because I got caught shagging a bird in the bogs.
I'm proud of myself!
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Dian Wei on Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:44 pm
James wrote:Was it actually Dobby?
Considering i think i am actually in love with her, no.
Otherwise i would have written an essay about it.
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