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Postby Dian Wei on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:37 pm

Iain, shut up posting in every topic. You are starting to get on my nerves.

We don't want to talk about kiss/glam/def leppard or how you generally think you are amazing in every thread.
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Re: Burzum

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:41 pm

James wrote:Yeah, I think you'll find that most people are into it for the MUSIC though.


To be fair, most people who listen to Black Metal are 12...

James wrote:It's not as if you go around wearing spandex and feathering your many coloured hair because you enjoy Glam, afterall...


I would if I could. Besides, I wouldn't say I like Glam. You people are just ignorant and apply the Glam label as a blanket term to anything remotely more flamboyant than Van Halen.
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Re: Burzum

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:44 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Iain, shut up posting in every topic. You are starting to get on my nerves.


BOOO!

Dian Wei wrote:We don't want to talk about kiss/glam/def leppard or how you generally think you are amazing in every thread.


Why would I care about what anyone other than myself wants? I want to talk about '80s Rock and myself. The internet merely provides me the opportunity to do so. Besides, I wouldn't have to talk about '80s Rock and myself so much if ignoramuses like ribbons69 ceased to bring the subjects up all the time.
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Re: Burzum

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:46 pm

To be fair most people who listen to glam wank off into their sisters knickers whilst fucking themselves with their grandmother dildo.
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Re: Burzum

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:49 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:Iain, shut up posting in every topic. You are starting to get on my nerves.


BOOO!

Dian Wei wrote:We don't want to talk about kiss/glam/def leppard or how you generally think you are amazing in every thread.


Why would I care about what anyone other than myself wants? I want to talk about '80s Rock and myself. The internet merely provides me the opportunity to do so. Besides, I wouldn't have to talk about '80s Rock and myself so much if ignoramuses like ribbons69 ceased to bring the subjects up all the time.


Ok fine, i will take your approach. Every post you make i will argue about pointlessly using the exact arguments you use but taken to worse extremes.

I saw a glam show once, it was basically a group of jap kids dressed in halloween outfits getting gang raped by guys dressed a panda bear who paused intermittently to shit live squids into a midgets face.

Also anyone who listens to glam is 50000% more likely to catch aids.
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Re: Burzum

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:52 pm

Dian Wei wrote:To be fair most people who listen to glam wank off into their sisters knickers whilst fucking themselves with their grandmother dildo.


Still better than being a moody teenager who keeps a scythe under his bed.
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Re: Burzum

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:54 pm

Pretentious fool. Go back to your cupboard and let your mirror ball spin as you cry wank to detroit rock city dreaming they would make a song about you.
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Re: Burzum

Postby boovidge on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:55 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:To be fair most people who listen to glam wank off into their sisters knickers whilst fucking themselves with their grandmother dildo.


Still better than being a moody teenager who keeps a scythe under his bed.


isn't wearing makeup to shock people just another form of angst, albeit more homo erotic?
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Re: Burzum

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:56 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Ok fine, i will take your approach. Every post you make i will argue about pointlessly using the exact arguments you use but taken to worse extremes.


Fine

Dian Wei wrote:I saw a glam show once, it was basically a group of jap kids dressed in halloween outfits getting gang raped by guys dressed a panda bear who paused intermittently to shit live squids into a midgets face.


Don't you mean Black-Metal show?

Dian Wei wrote:Also anyone who listens to glam is 50000% more likely to catch aids.


Seeing as AIDS is a Sexually Transmitted Disease you're stating the obvious.
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Re: Burzum

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:57 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Pretentious fool. Go back to your cupboard and let your mirror ball spin as you cry wank to detroit rock city dreaming they would make a song about you.


Stop being 12.
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Re: Burzum

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:59 pm

1) Let it begin.

2) No, i am pretty sure i saw them wearing sequins.

3) No no, i mean the other aids. Arrogant Internet Dick Sucker, clearly.
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Re: Burzum

Postby James on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:01 pm

Alright just shut up now. It's not worth baiting all this ego bollocks - Iain, post as much as you like but if you start wrecking the forum for the sake of "talking about 80s music and amusing yourself" then you can piss off, ultimately.

Only Burzum talk in this thread now I think.
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Re: Burzum

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:02 pm

boovidge wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:To be fair most people who listen to glam wank off into their sisters knickers whilst fucking themselves with their grandmother dildo.


Still better than being a moody teenager who keeps a scythe under his bed.


isn't wearing makeup to shock people just another form of angst, albeit more homo erotic?


Not at all.

To be honest, I'm really not sure why Kiss [I assume you were implying Kiss] chose to wear make-up in the first instance. Without sounding too anti-Semitic, I'm assuming it was just a marketing ploy. It seems to have worked pretty well seeing as Kiss are the most marketable band of all time. I'm not too sure wearing make-up was intended to homoerotic. If it was, it was not as successfully achieved as the marketability aspect seeing as Kiss have seen more rat than a Russian McDonald's.

If you weren't implying Kiss or 'Glam' more generally, then I can only assume you meant Black Metal which is truly angst-ridden and gay.
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Re: Burzum

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:09 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:Pretentious fool. Go back to your cupboard and let your mirror ball spin as you cry wank to detroit rock city dreaming they would make a song about you.


Stop being 12.


You've missed the point entirely, i am not defending black metal.

For the most part you are correct about it being favoured by angst teens. I am basically sick of the whole personal playground aspect that you are using this place for.

So basically listen to James or fuck off.
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Re: Burzum

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:11 pm

James wrote:Iain, post as much as you like but if you start wrecking the forum for the sake of "talking about 80s music and amusing yourself" then you can piss off, ultimately.


A Thrash-based internet forum where talking about '80s music and amusing yourself is shunned?

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