Metal Iain wrote:I still don't get it...
that actually makes it all the more funny
Joke Thread
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Re: Joke Thread
by Immortalicide on Thu May 22, 2008 10:15 pm
that actually makes it all the more funny
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Re: Joke Thread
by Metal Iain on Fri May 23, 2008 8:21 am
But Scottish people don't talk like that.
Poor joke.
Poor joke.
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Re: Joke Thread
by Lev on Fri May 23, 2008 10:43 am
Yeah, they do, so...
Class joke.
Class joke.
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Re: Joke Thread
by Dian Wei on Fri May 23, 2008 11:58 am
Yeah, it is a given that they all talk like that. You just don't hear it because you are one of them.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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Re: Joke Thread
by Styxx on Fri May 23, 2008 1:10 pm
I was chatting to a mate about this yesterday. I referred to her midlander accent, and she was like "I don't have an accent". Everyone's got a fucking accent. Well, except mutes I suppose.
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: Joke Thread
by Metal Iain on Fri May 23, 2008 2:23 pm
Dian Wei wrote:Yeah, it is a given that they all talk like that. You just don't hear it because you are one of them.
Hmm, that's like telling a Geordie joke and applying it to all English people.
I don't hear people say 'wrang' on a daily basis anyway.
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Re: Joke Thread
by Dian Wei on Fri May 23, 2008 2:35 pm
Scotland, serious buisness.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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Re: Joke Thread
by Metal Iain on Fri May 23, 2008 2:38 pm
Buisness?
I know not of your poorly spelled words.
I know not of your poorly spelled words.
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Re: Joke Thread
by Atom on Fri May 23, 2008 2:43 pm
Metal Iain wrote:Buisness?
I no* not of your poorly spelled words.
Know*
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Re: Joke Thread
by Lev on Fri May 23, 2008 2:48 pm
Oh dear Iain. I hope that was on purpose.
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Re: Joke Thread
by James on Fri May 23, 2008 4:35 pm
Hahahahahaha.
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