It isn't really, what sort of women usually throw sex about? Fucking ugly ones that's who.
I've seen pictures and they are not really my cup o' tea.
*YOUNG ZURAB THREAD* thrash porn!!
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Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
- Dian Wei
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where and when is this concert?
im gonna infiltrate the crowd in drag because since apocalyptic rage i kinda like dressing up
perhaps Johnnyboy,you would like to accompany me in another skimpy little costume like the one you wore for your Doctor Death cameo
we can be the masters of disguise,just think John...itl be just like batman and robin,itl be quality!(P.S.Carl thought your joker t-shirt you wore on saturday was amazing)
if we join the orgy and get naked and they notice our anatomy and say "oi,its all girls,no she-males allowed"we will just say we ARE girls and we just have really realistc strap ons.
also arent most orgys x-rated zurab?
id still be getting my porn fix from either eurotrash or the bravo channel after about 10pm if i was your age.bless!
im gonna infiltrate the crowd in drag because since apocalyptic rage i kinda like dressing up
perhaps Johnnyboy,you would like to accompany me in another skimpy little costume like the one you wore for your Doctor Death cameo
we can be the masters of disguise,just think John...itl be just like batman and robin,itl be quality!(P.S.Carl thought your joker t-shirt you wore on saturday was amazing)
if we join the orgy and get naked and they notice our anatomy and say "oi,its all girls,no she-males allowed"we will just say we ARE girls and we just have really realistc strap ons.
also arent most orgys x-rated zurab?
id still be getting my porn fix from either eurotrash or the bravo channel after about 10pm if i was your age.bless!
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Re: thrash porn!!
Is Rik actually mental?
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im 16, thrashtilldeath, calling all bands that want to make thrash porn, come on dont be shy,
MartinC wrote:HOW CAN PEARL JAM BE GOOD?! THEY ARE NOT METALLSSSS!!!1111
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You do know that if you make a porno you won't legally be able to view it 'till you're 18?
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...You do realise this boy is sixteeeeeeeeeeeeeen?
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This has all gone horribly wrong.
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What were your intentions tonight?
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I was... just going to tell young Zurab... not to do it... I am a religious man!
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He's 12 years of age....oh this funny?...this is funny now?
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Let me just read you something, "A thrash metal porno, that sounds hot. I am turned on just thinking about it!"
Does that sound like something a religious man would say?
Does that sound like something a religious man would say?
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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ok, due to yer outrages reaction of me trying to fuse together everymetal heads favourite things together which is metal and porn i conclude that all of you (except rik) are gay
MartinC wrote:HOW CAN PEARL JAM BE GOOD?! THEY ARE NOT METALLSSSS!!!1111
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- meluaz
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It's called a joke Zurab.
And what if we were all gay, what then Zurab.... what then?
And what if we were all gay, what then Zurab.... what then?
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
- Dian Wei
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