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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:44 pm

It isn't really, what sort of women usually throw sex about? Fucking ugly ones that's who.

I've seen pictures and they are not really my cup o' tea.
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby radioactive rik on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:45 pm

where and when is this concert?
im gonna infiltrate the crowd in drag because since apocalyptic rage i kinda like dressing up :eyes:

perhaps Johnnyboy,you would like to accompany me in another skimpy little costume like the one you wore for your Doctor Death cameo :lol:
we can be the masters of disguise,just think John...itl be just like batman and robin,itl be quality!(P.S.Carl thought your joker t-shirt you wore on saturday was amazing)

if we join the orgy and get naked and they notice our anatomy and say "oi,its all girls,no she-males allowed"we will just say we ARE girls and we just have really realistc strap ons.

also arent most orgys x-rated zurab?
id still be getting my porn fix from either eurotrash or the bravo channel after about 10pm if i was your age.bless! :lol:
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby jonny_boy34 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:13 pm

Erm...
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Lev on Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:15 pm

Is Rik actually mental?
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby jonny_boy34 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:03 pm

:lol: :lol: He certainly is!
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby meluaz on Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:55 pm

im 16, thrashtilldeath, calling all bands that want to make thrash porn, come on dont be shy,
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Steve on Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:57 pm

You do know that if you make a porno you won't legally be able to view it 'till you're 18?
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby MartinC on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:03 pm

...You do realise this boy is sixteeeeeeeeeeeeeen?

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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby thrashduck on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:06 pm

This has all gone horribly wrong.
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Lev on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:20 pm

What were your intentions tonight?
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby MartinC on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:22 pm

I was... just going to tell young Zurab... not to do it... I am a religious man!
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Lev on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:28 pm

He's 12 years of age....oh this funny?...this is funny now?
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:35 pm

Let me just read you something, "A thrash metal porno, that sounds hot. I am turned on just thinking about it!"

Does that sound like something a religious man would say?
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby meluaz on Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:33 pm

ok, due to yer outrages reaction of me trying to fuse together everymetal heads favourite things together which is metal and porn i conclude that all of you (except rik) are gay
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:36 pm

It's called a joke Zurab.

And what if we were all gay, what then Zurab.... what then?
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