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RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby James on Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:16 pm



NB: Don't watch if you're a Cloven Hoof fan.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby Atom on Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:58 pm

As well as being awful, It's a huge a Sweating Bullets rip-off too... Very disappointing! RIP CH!
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby Katze on Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:04 pm

FUCK!
I lasted 50 seconds. I can't bear any more. :(
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby James on Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:33 pm

Katze wrote:I lasted 50 seconds. I can't bear any more. :(


Quitter.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby thrasherdave on Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:48 am

Wow...
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby Raging Paul on Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:49 am

It's 6 and a half minutes long, wtf!? This is just Lee and a bunch of jobbers. Mega sad face. Awful in every way. Super-lame drumming. I'm currently crying.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby thrasherdave on Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:15 am

Seriously, I might kill myself. This can't be Cloven Hoof, surely... right?
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:37 am

I guard these sleazy streets, from shitty riffs and bad singing.
No short haired mutant is gonna mumble incoherently.

The wanker lead and shit vocals are public enemy number one.
In this travesty where innocents play this musical blasphemy.

etc....
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby Raging Paul on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:41 am

Well, they had to fire the drummer because he had a bad hip, and the other guys were apparently just trendy drug taking PC plods!
Again: Don't read if you're a Cloven Hoof
http://www.clovenhoof.co.uk/images/PDFs ... 20p1-8.pdf
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby James on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:52 am

Raging Paul wrote:Well, they had to fire the drummer because he had a bad hip


And in his place they recruited the ex-tyrant of Libya!
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby Raging Paul on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:56 am

Who, incidentally, is one of the worst drummers ever. However, reading his bio, he is probably the most acceptable human in the band in other respects.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:44 pm

What a shame, really were the most fun band I'd ever seen.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby Raging Paul on Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:08 pm

Raging Paul wrote:Well, they had to fire the drummer because he had a bad hip, and the other guys were apparently just trendy drug taking PC plods!
Again: Don't read if you're a Cloven Hoof
http://www.clovenhoof.co.uk/images/PDFs ... 20p1-8.pdf

:lol: this was meant to read "don't read if you're a cloven hoof fan", but actually I prefer it how it is.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby meluaz on Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:31 am

Haha it sounds like a shit Megadeth.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof

Postby thrasherdave on Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:10 am

...So just Megadeth then
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