RIP Cloven Hoof
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RIP Cloven Hoof
NB: Don't watch if you're a Cloven Hoof fan.
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
As well as being awful, It's a huge a Sweating Bullets rip-off too... Very disappointing! RIP CH!
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
FUCK!
I lasted 50 seconds. I can't bear any more.
I lasted 50 seconds. I can't bear any more.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
Katze wrote:I lasted 50 seconds. I can't bear any more.
Quitter.
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
Wow...
Dian Wei wrote:It's that UKT vibe, we all basically are gay for one another.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
It's 6 and a half minutes long, wtf!? This is just Lee and a bunch of jobbers. Mega sad face. Awful in every way. Super-lame drumming. I'm currently crying.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
Seriously, I might kill myself. This can't be Cloven Hoof, surely... right?
Dian Wei wrote:It's that UKT vibe, we all basically are gay for one another.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
I guard these sleazy streets, from shitty riffs and bad singing.
No short haired mutant is gonna mumble incoherently.
The wanker lead and shit vocals are public enemy number one.
In this travesty where innocents play this musical blasphemy.
etc....
No short haired mutant is gonna mumble incoherently.
The wanker lead and shit vocals are public enemy number one.
In this travesty where innocents play this musical blasphemy.
etc....
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
Well, they had to fire the drummer because he had a bad hip, and the other guys were apparently just trendy drug taking PC plods!
Again: Don't read if you're a Cloven Hoof
http://www.clovenhoof.co.uk/images/PDFs ... 20p1-8.pdf
Again: Don't read if you're a Cloven Hoof
http://www.clovenhoof.co.uk/images/PDFs ... 20p1-8.pdf
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
Raging Paul wrote:Well, they had to fire the drummer because he had a bad hip
And in his place they recruited the ex-tyrant of Libya!
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
Who, incidentally, is one of the worst drummers ever. However, reading his bio, he is probably the most acceptable human in the band in other respects.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
What a shame, really were the most fun band I'd ever seen.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
Raging Paul wrote:Well, they had to fire the drummer because he had a bad hip, and the other guys were apparently just trendy drug taking PC plods!
Again: Don't read if you're a Cloven Hoof
http://www.clovenhoof.co.uk/images/PDFs ... 20p1-8.pdf
this was meant to read "don't read if you're a cloven hoof fan", but actually I prefer it how it is.
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
Haha it sounds like a shit Megadeth.
MartinC wrote:HOW CAN PEARL JAM BE GOOD?! THEY ARE NOT METALLSSSS!!!1111
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Re: RIP Cloven Hoof
...So just Megadeth then
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