Retards
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- The Fourth Norseman
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Re: Retards
Iain's made me laugh twice in this thread, so I'll let him off.
- MartinC
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I make everyone laugh all the time because I'm great.
- Metal Iain
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Well you've actually just ruined it for yourself now, so...
- MartinC
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Nah, everything I say or do seems funny to me so I just post what seems appropriate.
- Metal Iain
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This is all terribly inappropriate.
Saying that, I remembered once when I was 6 or something, one of the mentalist kids sat at the dinner table and I just started crying. The dinner lady looked unimpressed but moved him onto another table. Me 1, Mong 0.
Saying that, I remembered once when I was 6 or something, one of the mentalist kids sat at the dinner table and I just started crying. The dinner lady looked unimpressed but moved him onto another table. Me 1, Mong 0.
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- thrashduck
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That was really me, I was just unleashing my anger caused by an idiot retard woman trying to play stupid games. I fucking hate idiots.
- jonny_boy34
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thrashduck wrote:This is all terribly inappropriate.
Saying that, I remembered once when I was 6 or something, one of the mentalist kids sat at the dinner table and I just started crying. The dinner lady looked unimpressed but moved him onto another table. Me 1, Mong 0.
I love this thread because it has some amazingly funny stories.
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- Creeping Dan
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Classic!
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- Craig
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Jon, i am lost for words.
Well i work with them quite a bit at work and I've not even got any funny stories. Well except i took Mickey Rooney once and he is literally insane. Shouting at bins and stuff like that.
Well i work with them quite a bit at work and I've not even got any funny stories. Well except i took Mickey Rooney once and he is literally insane. Shouting at bins and stuff like that.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
- Dian Wei
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Haha heres one. When i was like 6 or 7. Theres used to be one living round my old street. And one day he decided to go knocking on doors asking for sweets. My old mate Ste came to the door with coffee beans and needles to say, Charles (mongos name) ate them, and carried on with his quest.
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- Creeping Dan
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thrashduck wrote:This is all terribly inappropriate.
Saying that, I remembered once when I was 6 or something, one of the mentalist kids sat at the dinner table and I just started crying. The dinner lady looked unimpressed but moved him onto another table. Me 1, Mong 0.
Hilarious.
- MartinC
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MartinC wrote:thrashduck wrote:This is all terribly inappropriate.
Saying that, I remembered once when I was 6 or something, one of the mentalist kids sat at the dinner table and I just started crying. The dinner lady looked unimpressed but moved him onto another table. Me 1, Mong 0.
Hilarious.
Agreed.
I can just imagine South Park doing something like that.
- Metal Iain
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Creeping Dan wrote:Haha heres one. When i was like 6 or 7. Theres used to be one living round my old street. And one day he decided to go knocking on doors asking for sweets. My old mate Ste came to the door with coffee beans and needles to say, Charles (mongos name) ate them, and carried on with his quest.
Needles to say, you're a drug addict!
Seriously though, for a moment i thought you fed a monger needles
- Raging Paul
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