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Re: Retards

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:42 pm

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Re: Retards

Postby MartinC on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:47 pm

Iain's made me laugh twice in this thread, so I'll let him off.
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Re: Retards

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:49 pm

I make everyone laugh all the time because I'm great.
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Re: Retards

Postby MartinC on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:55 pm

Well you've actually just ruined it for yourself now, so...
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Re: Retards

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:58 pm

Nah, everything I say or do seems funny to me so I just post what seems appropriate.
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Re: Retards

Postby Resilience Records on Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:57 am

jon did this thread, because he is a retard and he hates himself.
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Re: Retards

Postby thrashduck on Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:27 am

This is all terribly inappropriate.

Saying that, I remembered once when I was 6 or something, one of the mentalist kids sat at the dinner table and I just started crying. The dinner lady looked unimpressed but moved him onto another table. Me 1, Mong 0.
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Re: Retards

Postby jonny_boy34 on Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:39 am

That was really me, I was just unleashing my anger caused by an idiot retard woman trying to play stupid games. I fucking hate idiots.
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Re: Retards

Postby Creeping Dan on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:20 am

thrashduck wrote:This is all terribly inappropriate.

Saying that, I remembered once when I was 6 or something, one of the mentalist kids sat at the dinner table and I just started crying. The dinner lady looked unimpressed but moved him onto another table. Me 1, Mong 0.

:lol: I love this thread because it has some amazingly funny stories.
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Re: Retards

Postby Craig on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:54 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Retards

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:22 am

Jon, i am lost for words.

Well i work with them quite a bit at work and I've not even got any funny stories. Well except i took Mickey Rooney once and he is literally insane. Shouting at bins and stuff like that.
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Re: Retards

Postby Creeping Dan on Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:36 am

Haha heres one. When i was like 6 or 7. Theres used to be one living round my old street. And one day he decided to go knocking on doors asking for sweets. My old mate Ste came to the door with coffee beans and needles to say, Charles (mongos name) ate them, and carried on with his quest.
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Re: Retards

Postby MartinC on Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:57 pm

thrashduck wrote:This is all terribly inappropriate.

Saying that, I remembered once when I was 6 or something, one of the mentalist kids sat at the dinner table and I just started crying. The dinner lady looked unimpressed but moved him onto another table. Me 1, Mong 0.


Hilarious.
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Re: Retards

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:17 pm

MartinC wrote:
thrashduck wrote:This is all terribly inappropriate.

Saying that, I remembered once when I was 6 or something, one of the mentalist kids sat at the dinner table and I just started crying. The dinner lady looked unimpressed but moved him onto another table. Me 1, Mong 0.


Hilarious.


Agreed.

I can just imagine South Park doing something like that.
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Re: Retards

Postby Raging Paul on Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:23 pm

Creeping Dan wrote:Haha heres one. When i was like 6 or 7. Theres used to be one living round my old street. And one day he decided to go knocking on doors asking for sweets. My old mate Ste came to the door with coffee beans and needles to say, Charles (mongos name) ate them, and carried on with his quest.


Needles to say, you're a drug addict!

Seriously though, for a moment i thought you fed a monger needles
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