On the subject of penal colony islands...

I was flicking through FHM today, it had a bit with craig charlse and someone else who I wasn't bothered about. They were asking them both the same questions and giving a point for each "yes". Needless to say, Charles won, and was deemed most manly. Anyone, one of these questions was "Have you ever been refused entry into a country". He said no, but once when he went to Australia they asked "Do you have any criminal convictions?", to which he replied: "I didn't realise it was still a requirement." He then mentioned that they donned rubber gloved and put a finger in his ass.