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Re: Joke Thread
by radioactive rik on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:17 am
classic Terminator 2,t-1000 helicopter quote there
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Re: Joke Thread
by James on Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:18 pm
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: Joke Thread
by meluaz on Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:26 pm
he must be desperate since he doesnt go into much detail to what wife he wants, why cant he just get a girlfriend of wow or xbox live like normal people!
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Re: Joke Thread
by Dian Wei on Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:28 pm
haha normal people.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Joke Thread
by James on Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:38 pm
It's a woman Zurab.
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: Joke Thread
by radioactive rik on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:06 am
why has santa got big balls and a huge sack?
coz he only comes once a year
coz he only comes once a year
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Re: Joke Thread
by Craig on Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:03 pm
Bash.org wrote:<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died
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<DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
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Re: Joke Thread
by Lev on Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:32 am
That first one is top notch.
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Re: Joke Thread
by Metal Iain on Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:00 pm
Q: What do you call a darkie with a sweet shop?
A: Coonfectioner.
I hadn't heard that one until yesterday.
Hilarious.
A: Coonfectioner.
I hadn't heard that one until yesterday.
Hilarious.
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Re: Joke Thread
by Herzeleid on Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:11 pm
Metal Iain wrote:Q: What do you call a darkie with a sweet shop?
A: Coonfectioner.
I hadn't heard that one until yesterday.
Hilarious.
That one tickled me, sorry guys.
Also, here is a joke
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre.
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Re: Joke Thread
by Dian Wei on Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:45 pm
Some are pure rot, others are Lord Of War.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Joke Thread
by MartinC on Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:12 am
Herzeleid wrote:Metal Iain wrote:Q: What do you call a darkie with a sweet shop?
A: Coonfectioner.
I hadn't heard that one until yesterday.
Hilarious.
That one tickled me, sorry guys.
Also, here is a joke
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre.
Hahaha!
...No, that's not funny...
(Hahahahah!)
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Re: Joke Thread
by James on Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:59 pm
Maybe I should crack down on pointless racist comments (or any other kind), as a New Year's resolution...
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