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Postby Styxx on Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:57 pm

You don't need a toilet to shit, you just need your arsehole not to be covered over by like... Duct tape or anything.

Imagine having a cork duct taped into your arse to stop you shitting... That'd suck
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby William Morton on Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:57 pm

This is me shouting and strummin':

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...and this is my best bud annoying French fucker Niky:

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We are the Chaz n' Dave of Thrash :? .
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Postby Styxx on Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:06 pm

William Morton wrote:We are the Chaz n' Dave of Thrash :? .


Goal!
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby William Morton on Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:12 am

Yeah!
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Postby thrashduck on Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:28 pm

Or maybe a bearded Boris Johnson and Duncan Goodhew?
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Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:06 am

YASS!

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Postby MartinC on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:28 pm

Good haircut. I had mine done like that recently.
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Postby William Morton on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:57 pm

God, you remind of the two blokes I overheard talking in a shoe shop about how they dye their hair - techniques and stuff. New men.
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Postby MartinC on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:58 pm

Nowt wrong with wanting to look good enough to not have to shag fat birds.
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Postby terrorizer on Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:22 pm

Martin = New man? With that avatar? :lol:
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Postby MartinC on Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:04 pm

I am a new man, I love women.
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Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:55 pm

MartinC wrote:Good haircut. I had mine done like that recently.


I thought so too.

That was the third time I'd had it cut since I got it chopped and the first time I was happy with it. Six quid from the place I used to go when I was still at school.
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Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:08 pm

William Morton wrote:God, you remind of the two blokes I overheard talking in a shoe shop about how they dye their hair - techniques and stuff. New men.


There's very little to talk about; a decent haircut in the first place and some kind of wax and, hey presto, socially-acceptable hair. I definitely spend less time and money on my hair than I did whilst it was long.
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Postby James on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:20 pm

If I had my hair cut it wouldn't be that short - there would need to be at least some substance.
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Postby Metal Iain on Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:01 am

I go three back and sides and trim on top. People definitely like it way more than the Jacobite/Lynyrd Skynyd look I had before. My hair's too thick for it to look good mid-length though so I need it short.
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