You don't need a toilet to shit, you just need your arsehole not to be covered over by like... Duct tape or anything.
Imagine having a cork duct taped into your arse to stop you shitting... That'd suck
Show yourselves....
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- William Morton
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William Morton wrote:We are the Chaz n' Dave of Thrash .
Goal!
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
- Styxx
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Or maybe a bearded Boris Johnson and Duncan Goodhew?
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- thrashduck
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God, you remind of the two blokes I overheard talking in a shoe shop about how they dye their hair - techniques and stuff. New men.
- William Morton
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Martin = New man? With that avatar?
"If you want a picture of the future of UK Thrash, imagine a boot stamping on a Member's face, forever."
- terrorizer
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MartinC wrote:Good haircut. I had mine done like that recently.
I thought so too.
That was the third time I'd had it cut since I got it chopped and the first time I was happy with it. Six quid from the place I used to go when I was still at school.
- Metal Iain
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William Morton wrote:God, you remind of the two blokes I overheard talking in a shoe shop about how they dye their hair - techniques and stuff. New men.
There's very little to talk about; a decent haircut in the first place and some kind of wax and, hey presto, socially-acceptable hair. I definitely spend less time and money on my hair than I did whilst it was long.
- Metal Iain
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If I had my hair cut it wouldn't be that short - there would need to be at least some substance.
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- James
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I go three back and sides and trim on top. People definitely like it way more than the Jacobite/Lynyrd Skynyd look I had before. My hair's too thick for it to look good mid-length though so I need it short.
- Metal Iain
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