So what the fuck is goin on??? Who are Jekazol and why am I wasting my time even talking about them. You'd think people would have some respect.
You guys have just turned up on Uk Thrash, with the most mundane stuff we've had to endure yet, and you're trying to diss us with what we're wearing??
It's so funny, I'd love to know what you guys actually think you have to offer UK Thrash, or the music world for that matter. You've given us a shoddy recorded (at best), slow, boring slayer riffed clump of fanny hair I think i've ever heard. (btw, we look emo, dont you have singing vocals?? sounds like u both have no balls??.......yeh.....ya know.....the singy singy vocals.....the crying as id call it....yeh?....thought so?? like that book uve been working on?)
Hopefully our 6 years, previous (shoddy) demo reviews, Napalm Death support, label interest and having one of metals most important and successful producers behind us will do the talking. I
I thought you guys were just having a joke like everyone else...but you actually care......Jeez.
*JEKALOL* Jekazol Fuck Off
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THANKYOU HERETIC FROM JEKAZOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, bless my tits...
1. You thought you'd play the smart arse and wind JEKAZOL up -Please remember who (YOU) started the unintelligent barage of insults on the forum heading JEKAZOL -which we didn't even create but turned up to say thankyou for.
2. I don't actually bear any grudges against you or anyone on this forum... All you've done is advertise JEKAZOL -AGAIN! I fucking love you! even if you are a posh bunch of ya-boys.
3. I have never even once insulted your actual music -even after you insulted mine- That took some restraint!
4. You started a wind-up on JEKAZOL (or me -William Morton) ,and I then gave you one back and it has worked a fucking treat! Even all your lovers couldn't bring me down. I'm like Conan... Just me and my (Metal) AXE against the forces of evil... No surrender!
The Emo thing really got you... Thanks for the review of my music.. I'm sure it got a lot of people curious as to what kind of band could make the MIGHTY HERETIC shit in thier nappies.
JEKAZOL up top again... Thankyou UKTHRASH.co.uk for allowing me this opportunity to prove my worth.
W. Morton
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Well, bless my tits...
1. You thought you'd play the smart arse and wind JEKAZOL up -Please remember who (YOU) started the unintelligent barage of insults on the forum heading JEKAZOL -which we didn't even create but turned up to say thankyou for.
2. I don't actually bear any grudges against you or anyone on this forum... All you've done is advertise JEKAZOL -AGAIN! I fucking love you! even if you are a posh bunch of ya-boys.
3. I have never even once insulted your actual music -even after you insulted mine- That took some restraint!
4. You started a wind-up on JEKAZOL (or me -William Morton) ,and I then gave you one back and it has worked a fucking treat! Even all your lovers couldn't bring me down. I'm like Conan... Just me and my (Metal) AXE against the forces of evil... No surrender!
The Emo thing really got you... Thanks for the review of my music.. I'm sure it got a lot of people curious as to what kind of band could make the MIGHTY HERETIC shit in thier nappies.
JEKAZOL up top again... Thankyou UKTHRASH.co.uk for allowing me this opportunity to prove my worth.
W. Morton
JEKAZOL
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William Morton wrote:THANKYOU HERETIC FROM JEKAZOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, bless my tits...
1. You thought you'd play the smart arse and wind JEKAZOL up -Please remember who (YOU) started the unintelligent barage of insults on the forum heading JEKAZOL -which we didn't even create but turned up to say thankyou for.
2. I don't actually bear any grudges against you or anyone on this forum... All you've done is advertise JEKAZOL -AGAIN! I fucking love you! even if you are a posh bunch of ya-boys.
3. I have never even once insulted your actual music -even after you insulted mine- That took some restraint!
4. You started a wind-up on JEKAZOL (or me -William Morton) ,and I then gave you one back and it has worked a fucking treat! Even all your lovers couldn't bring me down. I'm like Conan... Just me and my (Metal) AXE against the forces of evil... No surrender!
The Emo thing really got you... Thanks for the review of my music.. I'm sure it got a lot of people curious as to what kind of band could make the MIGHTY HERETIC shit in thier nappies.
JEKAZOL up top again... Thankyou UKTHRASH.co.uk for allowing me this opportunity to prove my worth.
W. Morton
JEKAZOL
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William Morton: King of Brackets.
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William Morton wrote:THANKYOU HERETIC FROM JEKAZOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, bless my tits...
1. You thought you'd play the smart arse and wind JEKAZOL up -Please remember who (YOU) started the unintelligent barage of insults on the forum heading JEKAZOL -which we didn't even create but turned up to say thankyou for.
2. I don't actually bear any grudges against you or anyone on this forum... All you've done is advertise JEKAZOL -AGAIN! I fucking love you! even if you are a posh bunch of ya-boys.
3. I have never even once insulted your actual music -even after you insulted mine- That took some restraint!
4. You started a wind-up on JEKAZOL (or me -William Morton) ,and I then gave you one back and it has worked a fucking treat! Even all your lovers couldn't bring me down. I'm like Conan... Just me and my (Metal) AXE against the forces of evil... No surrender!
The Emo thing really got you... Thanks for the review of my music.. I'm sure it got a lot of people curious as to what kind of band could make the MIGHTY HERETIC shit in thier nappies.
JEKAZOL up top again... Thankyou UKTHRASH.co.uk for allowing me this opportunity to prove my worth.
W. Morton
JEKAZOL
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God.
If I had a wife, you'd sound like her.
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