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Postby Styxx on Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:30 am

MartinC wrote:
Hostile wrote:Hittin 21 this year and still a virgin. The last girl who seemed remotely interested in me turned out to actually be the hottest lesbian ever. I should be dissappointed, but honestly I'm content to just sit and contemplate how cute her girlfriend must be...


Just go to Amsterdam and shag a prostitute.


Apparently there's an area of the Red Light District in Amsterdam where they have blue lights as well as red ones. Of you're gonna do it, go to one of those, it means they're extra awesome at sex! :lol:
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:00 am

Hostile wrote:Hittin 21 this year and still a virgin. The last girl who seemed remotely interested in me turned out to actually be the hottest lesbian ever. I should be dissappointed, but honestly I'm content to just sit and contemplate how cute her girlfriend must be...


I've also had the experience of being rejected by a lesbian... she's since become my good friend and now I live with her at uni. Humorous indeed how things work out sometimes! But man, I've just turned 22 and still a virgin, and to be honest I can't be bothered to care about it anymore. When it happens, it happens. Until then, I've got the internet. It's not as big a deal as some people make it out to be... I'm still a human and alive and enjoying heavy metal. I'm not enjoying the new Machine Head album though, which is just above average, but once again nothing compared to Burn My Eyes.
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Postby Styxx on Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:09 am

Burn My Eyes kicks ass! Every time they play Davidian at work, I stop whatever I'm doing, even if I'm talking to a customer, raise the horns and shout "LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAAAAAAAAST!!". Just has to be done!

I'm also 21 in a couple of weeks. I've had sex, but to be honest it just makes things more complicated. For me, it makes me more attatched to the girl, which makes it a lot harder to let go when we break up. That said, I've only had 2 actual girlfriends with about 2 and a half years in between them
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby Hostile on Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:36 am

jonny_boy34 wrote:I can't be bothered to care about it anymore. When it happens, it happens. Until then, I've got the internet. It's not as big a deal as some people make it out to be... I'm still a human and alive and enjoying heavy metal.


We seem to be in strong agreement, johnny boy. :dance:
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Postby demonic-dave on Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:08 am

jonny_boy34 wrote:
Hostile wrote:Hittin 21 this year and still a virgin. The last girl who seemed remotely interested in me turned out to actually be the hottest lesbian ever. I should be dissappointed, but honestly I'm content to just sit and contemplate how cute her girlfriend must be...


I've also had the experience of being rejected by a lesbian... she's since become my good friend and now I live with her at uni. Humorous indeed how things work out sometimes! But man, I've just turned 22 and still a virgin, and to be honest I can't be bothered to care about it anymore. When it happens, it happens. Until then, I've got the internet. It's not as big a deal as some people make it out to be... I'm still a human and alive and enjoying heavy metal. I'm not enjoying the new Machine Head album though, which is just above average, but once again nothing compared to Burn My Eyes.

It takes a lot of guts to admit to still being a virgin, before i lost mine, i used to think that i would always be one, when it happens it will happen, like you said there is no point worrying about it.
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Postby MartinC on Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:40 pm

*CRINGGGGEEEE*
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Postby boovidge on Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:32 pm

It takes more guts to admit you like Machine Head :lol:
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Postby Vision on Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:44 pm

I lost my virginity about a month before turning 22... My first real girlfriend to and been with her since may. We just didn't see each other over the summer, otherwise it may have hapened sooner.
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Postby MartinC on Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:25 am

I'm definately quitting this forum.
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Postby demonic-dave on Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:40 am

MartinC wrote:I'm definately quitting this forum.


Everyone get the beers out. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Hostile on Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:31 am

MartinC wrote:I'm definately quitting this forum.


I take it this pity-party isn't your scene?
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Postby James on Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:19 am

MartinC wrote:I'm definately quitting this forum.


it might be the ridiculous amount of beer, but i laughed out loud at this :lol:
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Postby BEER CAN on Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:27 pm

haha what the hell is goin on in here
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Postby zykloned on Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:34 pm

BEER CAN wrote:haha what the hell is goin on in here


:lol:

It's like a crazy confessions hour

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Postby MartinC on Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:43 pm

Sorry, but when I first came here I thought I was signing up to 'UK Thrash', not 'Virgin Support Group Central'.
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