MartinC wrote:Hostile wrote:Hittin 21 this year and still a virgin. The last girl who seemed remotely interested in me turned out to actually be the hottest lesbian ever. I should be dissappointed, but honestly I'm content to just sit and contemplate how cute her girlfriend must be...
Just go to Amsterdam and shag a prostitute.
Apparently there's an area of the Red Light District in Amsterdam where they have blue lights as well as red ones. Of you're gonna do it, go to one of those, it means they're extra awesome at sex!