I had a fucking dream bonanza last night... Firstly, me and my family were in this big city and small missiles kept flying into it but being destroyed by some green orbs that had been sent up obviously by the defenders (whoever they were). This happened for a quite a while, with a sub plot of me getting on and off of trains where I would keep falling asleep and missing my stop. Then at the end of the dream, this massive missile was sent that rumbled in, kept getting hit by the orbs but this time just bounced off them, turned into a giant yo yo thing, and then slammed into the ground and killed everyone. (Probably inspired by a Fallout 3 binge yesterday)

I woke up then, went back to sleep, and had a dream where I was necking with Big Suze at some well posh party. But then she had to go somewhere and said she'd see me in 10 minutes in the bedroom, but this turned out to be a lifetime, a lifetime in which she developed cancer and I had to go and see her ON HER DEATHBED. Turned from being so lovely to being so awful.

I then had a dream where I was running around the countryside for some reason, and my godfather could fly, so various members of my family were tagged onto him, even though I very nearly fell off, and he was doing a flying guided tour of sites that were important to the Kaiser Chiefs, which includes my village (fo real)..

And finally, I had a dream where me and some of my mates were going to some ukthrash gig in a pseudo version of Manchester, where there was goths playing with lego on the street. We got to the venue and apparantley it wasn't on, so one of my mates (who isn't really my mate in real life) kicked off and punched a bouncer. We then ended up in a Spar where these guys told us Hallowed Point were playing a Christian rock festival. Then I fell down some stairs, and I woke up.

Brilliant dreams!

I had a dream that I was watching porn so I woke up and had a wank.

Paul those were amazing.

Recently I've been having these really vivid dreams where I'm pissed off my face, one where I was at work, another when I was trying to drive in Belgium amongst other things. And they've been getting worse, I'm now getting them pretty much every night where I'm just going on a massive bender and waking up really disorientated not knowing if what happened actually happened that night or not, and it takes me about 5 minutes or so to come to terms with the fact that I was in all night and that I just dreamt it. Needless to say I'm quitting the drink for a bit.

Needles to say, probably for the best chum.

Yeah, i think so.

Drink driving dreams are the worst! The car just....wont....turn....or....stop!

James wrote:Drink driving dreams are the worst! The car just....wont....turn....or....stop!

Yeah nothing like the real thing!

Hahaha classic reply!!

Dream driving is hilarious, the car can sometimes just speed up instantly to like 50 and then sudden really sharp corners appear and the car either steers too easily or not well enough, gah I always crash

Had some really screwy dreams last night (mainly this morning actually) and I woke up and still feel totally spun out and my head feels funny... maybe it has something to do with the gherkins, whatever other crap I ate, a pack of Cadbury's fingers a bowl of cereal and 2 packs of Monster Munch i ate in bed before sleeping?! There were crumbs when I woke up, too

Right, well Deceptor have officially made it big in dreamland: last night I dreamt that I was browsing Anthony Hopkins' personal website (goodness knows why), and he had a page plugging bands he liked alphabetically - and Deceptor were the sole listing under 'D'

i had a dream that i went to see opeth but they didnt play any songs that i knew but they all sounded like opeth songs, then it appeared that the leadsinger of opeth was only a 12 year old child and i had to escort him onto a plane which had michael jackson on it, then the plane plunged down and crashed and i was still alive and in a city, then all these dinosaurs started killing everything and this t rex ate me and then i woke up

I remember my first wet dream as well Zurab

I had a dream last night I saw a band who were playing Clash covers, and they called themselves "the first openly gay asian ska band".