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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:04 pm

MartinC wrote:
Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:Well, I've done some daft shit in my life to date but tonight was a fucking new awakening or something! Guess what, chaps! I got thrown out of a club tonight because I got caught shagging a bird in the bogs. Fair enough, I was sitting on the shitter but the bouncers peered over the neighbouring cubicles and drew attention to us. Whilst I'm pretty impressed by the efficiency of bouncers, I'm fucking gutted I had to run away with a bird and try to finish myself off with her in an alleyway.

This is probably my proudest moment, hence why I'm posting it at ten to four on a Sunday morning. Martin can do as he pleases but he's yet to post something as great as this. Honestly, I got thrown out of a club with my knob out because I got caught shagging a bird in the bogs.

I'm proud of myself!


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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby MartinC on Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:09 pm

I don't know I just hate you.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:13 pm

'Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!'

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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Stevedot2 on Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:45 pm

I can't be bothered to trawl through all the posts so if it's been asked before then I don't care!!! hehehehe, anyway were you wearing a condom?
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby terrorizer on Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:53 pm

Normally the high alcohol level in his blood stops his sperm from swimming in a straight line, they kind of fall out of his cock like chucking out time in a Glaswegian pub.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Herzeleid on Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:14 pm

Stevedot2 wrote:I can't be bothered to trawl through all the posts so if it's been asked before then I don't care!!! hehehehe, anyway were you wearing a condom?



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Oh stevedotracism, your questions are as silly as your soul is evil and racist.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby James on Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:50 pm

Awww, lay off the poor lad a bit!
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Herzeleid on Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:24 am

Iain wouldn't waste his precious booze money on protection.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Shugmaster on Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:41 am

Has your knob started turning green yet Iain? Does it hurt when you pee?
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:29 pm

Not yet. I'm assuming I would have noticed something by now if I had AIDS.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Shugmaster on Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:14 pm

Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:Not yet. I'm assuming I would have noticed something by now if I had AIDS.


I think from the documentaries I have seen on AIDS that it can take a while for it to manifest. That Tom Hanks documentary where he got the AIDS would back that up. STD's on the other hand would probably have started itching/discharging by now.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:19 pm

AIDS, in this context, is just a collective term for 'nasty shite that happens to your cock and balls when you shag dirties'.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Shugmaster on Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:21 pm

Ok. It would appear that you do not have AIDS in that context. If however you start feeling really ill in in a few months, generally losing tonnes of weight and start looking like Michael Stipe then there is a good chance you have the AIDS in the other context.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:23 pm

Yeah yeah, I've been tested for AIDS before. I know the score.

Amazing!

I could be a rapper with that kind of line.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Shugmaster on Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:39 pm

MC Cum?
MC CB2000?

So, was this previous AIDS test due to sticking your thingy in another strange girl's front bottom?
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