Styxx wrote:

2. Cologne?
A) Yes
B) No
The correct answer is B) No. Acceptable fragrances for men are: sweat, grease, rum, or some combination thereof.

No,the correct answer is;
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Dunno if anyone has posted these but here goes anyway.

Have you heard about the Emo pizza?
It cut's itself.

What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

cat wrote:What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.

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