Joke Thread

by **swizzlenuts** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:33 pm

mine was better because it was like it was an actual joke, not a one liner.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:40 pm

yeah, but it didnt make any sense

by **swizzlenuts** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:16 pm

by **Cernunnos** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:30 pm

Due to the recent fuss about a teddy called Mohammed in Sudan Sooty has canceled his tour of Jamaica

by **Bangover** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:33 pm

it seems like such an obvious joke now

by **STD_Caps** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:25 pm

Cernunnos wrote:Due to the recent fuss about a teddy called Mohammed in Sudan Sooty has canceled his tour of Jamaica

I put that joke in my dad's birthday card and he said it didn't work. It may not be great but I think it at least makes sense!

by **Cernunnos** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:31 pm

Funnily enough my dad's the one who told me that joke

by **James** on Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:35 pm

This is such a great conversation!

by **Styxx** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:37 pm

A priest, a rabbi and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender says "Is this some kind of joke?"

I just wanted to join in

by **thrashduck** on Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:09 am

A favourite among my family...

A man with a wooden eye and a woman with a hairlip meet each other in a bar. The man asks the woman, would you like you dance? She replies: "Would I?", to which he replies: "Hairlip?"

by **James** on Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:49 am

I like it.

by **STD_Caps** on Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:03 pm

Took me a while.
My family have a couple of jokes that come out every Xmas:

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath?
One has a soul full of hope... the other-

What's the difference between a counterfeit bill and an anorexic prostitute?
One's a phony buck... the other's-

I can't remember the third one.

by **terrorizer** on Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:10 pm

Marilyn Manson has admitted that he was raped as a child and that this has made him into the man he is. Seems like too many cocks spoil the Goth.

by **Styxx** on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:58 pm

Don't make fun of a midget with learning difficulties.

It's not big and it's not clever.

by **Immortalicide** on Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:17 pm

This guy is walking down the street past the local retard school and he can here this chanting going "14! 14! 14! 14!" from behind the 7 foot fence, perplexed he walks the surrounding fence hearing the chanting getting louder when he spots a small hole about 4feet up, coincidentaly at the point where the chanting is loudest. He presses his eye to the hole and is immediately jabbed hard in the eye by a finger. as he falls back all he can hear is "15! 15! 15! 15!"