You must have a micro-penis.

You must have a minge.

You must have inverted nipples.

Metal Iain wrote:You must have inverted nipples.

Yeah, that sounds true. Do they become normal when you're cold, Lev?

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Turns out she was a WWE Diva.

Incidentally, Lita's band is playing at my local soon. She's on the fantasy fuck list of the guy who booked her

STD_Caps wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:You must have inverted nipples.

Yeah, that sounds true. Do they become normal when you're cold, Lev?

Nah, they dig deeper.

Styxx wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Turns out she was a WWE Diva.

Incidentally, Lita's band is playing at my local soon. She's on the fantasy fuck list of the guy who booked her

She was minging. Shout abuse at her mexican face.

Agreed. It's not me that wants to fuck her though.

Last night, I had a dream that Leeds were in some play off finals against Scunthorpe, and it was snowing and all the players were eskimos. And Freddie Mecury was playing up front.

i had a constant reacurring dream that i was walking down the stairs of my house in the night, then i would look back up the stairs and there would be this horrible scary man thing and then i would wake up from fear, this happened to be so many times and i always looked back up the stairs cause i was afriad to keep walking on through the house, i had fucking nightmares all the time because i used to wacth 18 films when i was 5, me fave was evil dead 2. the worst dream i had was being strapped to a chair and forced to watch a scary film, when i closed my eyes i could still see the film, man i was fucked up in the head, i am completely normal now, i think

The ravings of a madman.

The other night I had a dream that I was Sawyer in Lost except I was speaking with my voice/accent. It was weird because it was like the new season of Lost but with a properly Scottish character, i.e. not Desmond. I was totally dropping colloquialisms left, right and centre.

I had this dream about two months ago, and could never be arsed to type it, but since the thread's back I'll do so.

For this dream you will need a copy of Michael Jackson's "The Girl Is Mine", an idea of what Jonny Boy is like on stage, and an idea of the daft funny faces Billy pulls.


All us lovely boys (apart from Jonny, we were all sad he didn't show up) were at some UKThrash gig thing, and some shite band were on, and Me and Martin started talking about how shite they are, then Sam said how thrash is just shit and everyone should just listen to Michael Jackson. Me and Martin obviously agree like there's no tomorrow, but Faraz doesn't and calls us gay, and says "I'd like to see you do better". So I get on stage, the lights go out and it turns into some sort of X Factor nonsence and I'm in Jacksons costume singing The Girl Is Mine. Everyone is loving it, because it's Michael Jackson, and it's fucking awesome, but to make it better at 0:42 Jonny Boy dances up the stairs singing McCartney's part and the crowd go wild. I can't describe how funny that was, I must have been laughing my dial off in my sleep. We sing the rest of the song, crowd getting massively involved, had a bit of a playful scuffle on stage, because let's face it, the doggone girl is mine. Then at 2:28 Billy comes out of nowhere on the stage, pulls a genius face and does the low backing "da girl is miiine"

"Levi, we're not gonna fight over this"
"I think I told you, I'm a lover, not a fighter"
"I've heard it all before Jonny, she told me that I'm her forever lover, you know, don't you remember?"
"Well after loving me she said she could never love another!"
"She said that!?"



....yeah, sounds really gay...but it was clearly the best dream ever so shut ya mouth.

Hahaha, I can picture that perfectly.

My friend had a homoerotic dream and told me so I laught at him.

Hahahahaaaaa!1!1