nightmares/weird dreams

by **Lev** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:39 am

Last nights dream consisted of me, Sarah Chalke, and a lot a sexy sex sex.

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:05 pm

James wrote:Because beg as you might, Plamen just wouldn't toss you off?

Yes, very good Jimmy.

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:07 pm

James wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Considering I ended up having to wank into the sink in the bog out of desperation four days into my stay there, I think I know why I woke up screaming...

And btw, why the sink and not just the bog itself?

Because the sink is a better height. For the bog I'd need to squat or else I would have blown my load all over the cystern and pan. I can't think if I'm tall enough to kneel before a toilet and be able to wank into it, because I haven't tried it. I suppose I'm just so used to pissing into sinks it was force of habit...

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:08 pm

MartinC wrote:Why the Hell did I never think of doing that? I bet GTA San Andreas is right cheap nowadays, I might buy it tomorrow.

Don't you mean 'reet cheap'?

by **Steve** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:42 pm

I actually dreamt last night that I had all my hair shaven off. I also dreamt I was at an indoor festival where Avenged Sevenfold and King Diamond were headlining, but the King cancelled his show for some confusing reason, gay

by **Povey** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:10 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Last nights dream consisted of me, Sarah Chalke, and a lot a sexy sex sex.

The things id do to that women

by **Dian Wei** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:31 pm

by **Lev** on Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:31 am

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/u ... 115815.jpg

by **Bangover** on Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:48 am

The things I'd do to that woman...

by **Dian Wei** on Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:49 am

Oh, Elliot. Never found her that hot.

by **Lev** on Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:52 am

I have a 3ft photo of that image on my wall. She is that hot.

by **thrashduck** on Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:55 am

She's no Myleene Klass.

by **Lev** on Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:57 am

Yes she is. But Mrs Klass could also be in my dreams. I would accept that.

by **thrashduck** on Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:58 am

I think I actually love Myleene Klass, not just lust for. She's just bloody perfect.

by **Dian Wei** on Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:11 am

Why do i not know who any of these celebrity women are?