Retards
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Re: Retards
Same.
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Re: Retards
Jon, that was unexpected.
I have a feeling there is some japery afoot.
I have a feeling there is some japery afoot.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Retards
I don't hate them. Well, apart from that time I got sides for pointing and laughing at a group of retards on a Primary Five school trip to Edinburgh Zoo. On another occasion I was trapped in a lift with one, his mum and his aunt. He was jumping up and down and his mum said 'Don't forget to breath!' which caused me to start crying with laughter. I tried concealing it by pulling my T-shirt over my mouth but I think the mother knew I was laughing. That or she just really hated the look of me.
Last edited by Metal Iain on Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:32 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: Retards
On the way back from Bloodstock, a thirty year old was next to me, with the brain of a four year old.
DAd...dad....dad...dad...dad...are we going the metro....the metro dad...are we the metro...are we going to the metro...dad....WINDOW...WINDOW...what's the weather like....what's the lady's name dad....WINDIOW....can we go the metro...
For an hour and a half.
DAd...dad....dad...dad...dad...are we going the metro....the metro dad...are we the metro...are we going to the metro...dad....WINDOW...WINDOW...what's the weather like....what's the lady's name dad....WINDIOW....can we go the metro...
For an hour and a half.
James wrote:This Facebook notification says it all really:
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Re: Retards
Thank Christ you weren't on your way to the custard doughnut factory.
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Re: Retards
That's mean Lev, I thought Paul was a nice chap.
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Re: Retards
Why would I be on a train with Paul?
James wrote:This Facebook notification says it all really:
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Re: Retards
A secret raunch-athon which you have thus far omitted of from your testimony of your travels to that festival?
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Re: Retards
You're both Northern, and there's only one train up there.
Also, that must be someone else logged into Jon's account. He's far too nice for such things.
Also, that must be someone else logged into Jon's account. He's far too nice for such things.
Stevedot2 wrote:Stop complaining you black cunt.
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Re: Retards
Metal Iain wrote:I don't hate them. Well, apart from that time I got sides for pointing and laughing at a group of retards on a Primary Five school trip to Edinburgh Zoo. On another occasion I was trapped in a lift with one, his mum and his aunt. He was jumping up and down and his mum said 'Don't forget to breath!' which caused me to start crying with laughter. I tried concealing it by pulling my T-shirt over my mouth but I think the mother knew I was laughing. That or she just really hated the look of me.
Both of those stories are gold!
Rub my face... up and down
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Re: Retards
Herzeleid wrote:You're both Northern, and there's only one train up there.
Also, that must be someone else logged into Jon's account. He's far too nice for such things.
But the East-Coast Mainline doesn't go by Carlisle...
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Re: Retards
It's funny because the mongos in your signature put to shame any retard I've ever seen.
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