I hate them

Same.

Jon, that was unexpected.

I have a feeling there is some japery afoot.

I don't hate them. Well, apart from that time I got sides for pointing and laughing at a group of retards on a Primary Five school trip to Edinburgh Zoo. On another occasion I was trapped in a lift with one, his mum and his aunt. He was jumping up and down and his mum said 'Don't forget to breath!' which caused me to start crying with laughter. I tried concealing it by pulling my T-shirt over my mouth but I think the mother knew I was laughing. That or she just really hated the look of me.

Jon doesnt hate anything, hes too nice.

On the way back from Bloodstock, a thirty year old was next to me, with the brain of a four year old.

DAd...dad....dad...dad...dad...are we going the metro....the metro dad...are we the metro...are we going to the metro...dad....WINDOW...WINDOW...what's the weather like....what's the lady's name dad....WINDIOW....can we go the metro...


For an hour and a half.

Thank Christ you weren't on your way to the custard doughnut factory.

That's mean Lev, I thought Paul was a nice chap.

Why would I be on a train with Paul?

A secret raunch-athon which you have thus far omitted of from your testimony of your travels to that festival?

You're both Northern, and there's only one train up there.

Also, that must be someone else logged into Jon's account. He's far too nice for such things.

Metal Iain wrote:I don't hate them. Well, apart from that time I got sides for pointing and laughing at a group of retards on a Primary Five school trip to Edinburgh Zoo. On another occasion I was trapped in a lift with one, his mum and his aunt. He was jumping up and down and his mum said 'Don't forget to breath!' which caused me to start crying with laughter. I tried concealing it by pulling my T-shirt over my mouth but I think the mother knew I was laughing. That or she just really hated the look of me.

Both of those stories are gold!

Herzeleid wrote:You're both Northern, and there's only one train up there.

Also, that must be someone else logged into Jon's account. He's far too nice for such things.

But the East-Coast Mainline doesn't go by Carlisle...

It's funny because the mongos in your signature put to shame any retard I've ever seen.