Yeah... imagine all the whores!

Shh don't tell Steve!!

meluaz wrote:money doesnt make you happy

...wut?

i had a weird dream last night, there was a bunch of year 8 kids that came to my college and they were being shown around, my guitar was near a wall in its case and this little kid starts playing it, and then i run towards him grab him by the t shirt, raise him and shout at him saying 'what the fuck are you doing! thats my fucking guitar fucking piss off you silly cunt!!' its strange cause in real life im a very nice calm person

I had the closest thing to a 'nightmare' I've had for years the other week, although I didn't wake up all scared or anything. I was just walking through this peat bog type of landscape, and there were withered torsoes lying around, which seemed to be at various stages of being engulfed by the slimey terrain. Most of them had heads, and they were of very elderly men so they looked all wrinkled. And as I walked past them their mouths moved in an attempt to call for help (even though they were beyond saving), but no voice came out.

I think it must have been inspired by bog bodies, as they looked very similar to this guy come to think of it:



And their colour was a dark brown like this guy:



The weird thing is that despite the horrible scene, I was just sort of strolling through them, not panicking or being afraid. Pretty hideous though, looking back.

Sorry for the morbidity, here's some chuckles to remedy it:

I find that video scarier than bog men.

Last night we had to sleep with the light on because I convinced my bird that I was posessed by the devil. It didn't help things when I started crab-walking around the room. She probably had nightmares.

I keep having 'dreams' about work in which I totally hate my job. Then I wake up and have to go to work. It's fucking gant set of circumstances.

I had a dream the other night where I met Liam Gallagher and he was a really nice man. I don't know why that happened.

I had a dream last night that 2 really old jewish men, who were 2 doors down from me (who in real life are italian and not jewish - although I'm sure that's perfectly possible) were trying to brick my house. But for some reason they couldn't. So I would be looking out the window, shaking my finger menacingly at them while being topless (in my dreams im a hunk ) but they wouldn't stop, so I phoned Jon (yes, jon kushner) for an explanation, and he just said its ye old iran v jews thing, so I was like, hey fair enough, so me and my old man went round with table legs to beat them up, but instead somehow ended up playing chess.

Later in that dream (or another scene) me and donny were driving around looking for a place to have a spliff (w00t this happens in real life!) where we stumble across this place in Tottenham (where we happened to be last night) and we were down a 'no through road' road, and there was a 4 x 4 truck, white, and pretty spankingly nice, so we had the brilliant idea of smoking in this lovely car.

However! Tottenham, literally being a ghetto, proved not to be a very good idea to cotch or so it would seem, as from the neighbouring house (maybe this is all a sign I really don't like my neighbours?) about 20 black badmanz would come out of the house, all lairy and aggy and whatnot, but when they all came and surrounded us in the car, ..they offered us an advertising deal for a supermarket.

My last vivid memory of this dream is (again - I state - in my dream..) I checked through the Damnas myspace, and saw dialogue with ' Nigel WPPA Advertising' with various attached pictures of vegetables and our faces. It was literally the most bizarre dream I've had in a very long time.

Hahahaha! Those two dreams were amazing. Both started off quite terrifying and then had an hilarious conclusion. Brilliant.

jonny_boy34 wrote:I had a dream the other night where I met Liam Gallagher and he was a really nice man. I don't know why that happened.

you're joking right, i had a dream where i met noel like 2 days ago!

that is coarse

im looking forward to hear of the sexy dream you both have tonight where you meet....eachother















(again)

gallagher brothers sex tape

I had a dream last night that my house became infested with beetals (that were about the size of my head) and at one point some of the joined to make an even larger one. I was killing them all with a stick.