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Blaze Bayley is bald! And his new album is called...
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Blaze Bayley is bald! And his new album is called...
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Re: Blaze Bayley is bald! And his new album is called...
"I'm Blaze Bayley, and I'm a singer of heavy metal!"
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Christ, he really is a flabby and retarded mess haha! And that new album title/art is just something else...
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Re: Blaze Bayley is bald! And his new album is called...
Himself as Jesus as an album cover... I... I...
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I think he really has finally completely lost it... then again if I had been sacked from Iron Maiden, got into loads of debt with my record label, had to play in a pub in Streatham with Jon Kushner as the assistant sound engineer, and then my wife went and suddenly died, I'd probably be a bit messed up too... well, I'd at least be bald and fat. I don't know if I'd make myself look like Jesus on album cover for an album called The King of Metal. That's going a bit far.
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That video is fucking hilarious, too many reasons to mention but it is beyond Spinal Tap.
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Hahaha, the anecdotes about him being carried around while he was singing 'Manhunt' and the bra on his head were particularly amazing!
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WHAT IS THIS?!
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The new Wolfsbane's not great, either. I think I was way too excited about their return.
The only thing that can save him now is if he finally records a decent version of "Killer". I've been waiting 24 years.
The only thing that can save him now is if he finally records a decent version of "Killer". I've been waiting 24 years.
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Well, that hair restoration product he was advertising a few years ago obviously worked well..................................
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Well it did give him some lovely sideburns...
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Possible contenders for the 'King of Metal*' title:
Dio - Played with Elf, Rainbow, Sabbath and Dio, put in a massive amount of work and has inspired countless bands over the course of his 30+ year career.
Ozzy - OK, this codger has gone off the rails a bit but he can't be turned away that easily. He was in the first metal band ever and sang on some great solo records. He is up there.
Lemmy - Although he denies Motorhead being a metal act, he would be welcomed by most of the HM community as their king due to the band's contribution to the Heavy Metal sound.
Dickinson - One of the greatest singers and easily the most energetic frontman in Heavy Metal. He has sang on some of Iron Maiden's most popular albums as well as having an extensive solo career.
Now let us consider Blaze Bayley.
*Halford does not count as he is the God of Metal.
Dio - Played with Elf, Rainbow, Sabbath and Dio, put in a massive amount of work and has inspired countless bands over the course of his 30+ year career.
Ozzy - OK, this codger has gone off the rails a bit but he can't be turned away that easily. He was in the first metal band ever and sang on some great solo records. He is up there.
Lemmy - Although he denies Motorhead being a metal act, he would be welcomed by most of the HM community as their king due to the band's contribution to the Heavy Metal sound.
Dickinson - One of the greatest singers and easily the most energetic frontman in Heavy Metal. He has sang on some of Iron Maiden's most popular albums as well as having an extensive solo career.
Now let us consider Blaze Bayley.
*Halford does not count as he is the God of Metal.
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Blaze Bayley wrote the line, "The car is an oven and baking is wild." Surely that puts him up there with the rest of them? Even Dickinson the great literary genius couldn't have come up with that one!
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