What's the differance between a dead baby and a trampoline? you have to take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
I in no way condone these actions i actually love babies.
Joke Thread
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Re: Joke Thread
by Throsh on Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:25 pm
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Re: Joke Thread
by Styxx on Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:34 pm
... in the face.
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: Joke Thread
by Immortalicide on Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:19 pm
did you hear that simon weston is releasing a new 'health grill'?
its so good, he put his face on it!!!
its so good, he put his face on it!!!
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Re: Joke Thread
by Dian Wei on Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:19 pm
That is a personal favourite of mine Mort.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Joke Thread
by thrashduck on Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:20 am
What do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheelbarrow?
Run over.
Run over.
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Re: Joke Thread
by radioactive rik on Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:23 am
what do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?a woolly jumper.
a cow and a camel?a lumpy milkshake.
if you cross a pitbull and an alsation?you get mauled!
a cow and a camel?a lumpy milkshake.
if you cross a pitbull and an alsation?you get mauled!
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Re: Joke Thread
by meluaz on Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:48 am
radioactive rik wrote:what do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?a woolly jumper.
a cow and a camel?a lumpy milkshake.
if you cross a pitbull and an alsation?you get mauled!
*woosh* right over my head
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Re: Joke Thread
by radioactive rik on Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:42 pm
zurabmelua wrote:*woosh* right over my head
wicked joke Zurab,your best one yet!
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Re: Joke Thread
by ribbons69 on Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:27 pm
I went to a cancer ward the other day and it was full of skinheads taking drugs and puking everywhere.
Honestly, what is the world coming to?
Honestly, what is the world coming to?
"Thorn wishes aegis,rapturous beasts below"
"Aegis arising,the colours of space"
we fall to rise
"Aegis arising,the colours of space"
we fall to rise
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Re: Joke Thread
by Final_Thoughts on Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:43 pm
ribbons69 wrote:I went to a cancer ward the other day and it was full of skinheads taking drugs and puking everywhere.
Honestly, what is the world coming to?
That's so bad but so good!
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Re: Joke Thread
by James on Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:52 pm
radioactive rik wrote:Q:whats the opposite of ON?
A:NO.
Bloody terrible!
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Re: Joke Thread
by radioactive rik on Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:48 pm
James wrote:radioactive rik wrote:Q:whats the opposite of ON?
A:NO.
Bloody terrible!
just for you James heres another:Q:whats the opposite of GOD?
A:DOG.
you thought i was gonna say SATAN,rite?....
thinking bout it satan is an anagram of santa.
i suppose santa could be evil as he steals jesus's glory every year.
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Re: Joke Thread
by The Fourth Norseman on Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:28 pm
the shortest poem ever was "adam 'ad 'em"
and thats poems...
and thats poems...
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Re: Joke Thread
by James on Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:28 pm
I froze your tears to make a dagger...
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