....that sounds incredibly gay

anyone had incest dreams?

Lev wrote:I had this dream about two months ago, and could never be arsed to type it, but since the thread's back I'll do so.

For this dream you will need a copy of Michael Jackson's "The Girl Is Mine", an idea of what Jonny Boy is like on stage, and an idea of the daft funny faces Billy pulls.


All us lovely boys (apart from Jonny, we were all sad he didn't show up) were at some UKThrash gig thing, and some shite band were on, and Me and Martin started talking about how shite they are, then Sam said how thrash is just shit and everyone should just listen to Michael Jackson. Me and Martin obviously agree like there's no tomorrow, but Faraz doesn't and calls us gay, and says "I'd like to see you do better". So I get on stage, the lights go out and it turns into some sort of X Factor nonsence and I'm in Jacksons costume singing The Girl Is Mine. Everyone is loving it, because it's Michael Jackson, and it's fucking awesome, but to make it better at 0:42 Jonny Boy dances up the stairs singing McCartney's part and the crowd go wild. I can't describe how funny that was, I must have been laughing my dial off in my sleep. We sing the rest of the song, crowd getting massively involved, had a bit of a playful scuffle on stage, because let's face it, the doggone girl is mine. Then at 2:28 Billy comes out of nowhere on the stage, pulls a genius face and does the low backing "da girl is miiine"

"Levi, we're not gonna fight over this"
"I think I told you, I'm a lover, not a fighter"
"I've heard it all before Jonny, she told me that I'm her forever lover, you know, don't you remember?"
"Well after loving me she said she could never love another!"
"She said that!?"



....yeah, sounds really gay...but it was clearly the best dream ever so shut ya mouth.

Hahahahaha! I feel honoured, that is amazing.

As you should. One of funniest things I've ever seen. And it didn't happen, and I've never met you, so...

That was brilliant.

I may have to actually do my part for japes.

radioactive rik wrote:anyone had incest dreams?

you have a brother dont you? so i you can imagine what i am imagining right now

meluaz wrote:

radioactive rik wrote:anyone had incest dreams?

you have a brother dont you? so i you can imagine what i am imagining right now

nah,theres a method to my madness.i was hoping someone else would say yes and explain their incest dream in vivid detail for all of us to ridicule.then id say i havent actually had incest dreams in the first place although my female cousin would defo get it.

anyway last night i dreamt me and my brothers met in this dodgy unknown urban council estate to track down jimmy day.jimmy day is a local chav terrorist from the court lodge estate with 2 older brothers aka "the days".(rhymes with krays)
anyway jimmy day was running about with a handgun and had 2 clips on him.me and my bro's split up to look for him.i heard gunshots and feared the worst and rushed to where the noise came from.i saw Lew chasing jimmy round a bench and it was so realistic the way i was scared and in fear as jimmy was letting off shots at lew.lew eventually grabbed him and i got stuck in as jimmy was still shooting,missing us both by inches.Dave my other bro eventually showed up and nearly got shot but came to the rescue(as hes the youngest but biggest built of us 3 as hes been going up the gym 3years)
anyway we got the handgun off jimmy,battered him(why didnt we just shoot him?dreams ay) and then legged it before his chav mates/brothers could find us.i remember us all sprinting and talking about it as jimmys reinforcements were in the distance shouting and heading after us.

im sooooo glad none of us were shot as i hate those kinda grim dreams that bug you for the rest of the day,especially when you see the people involved during your daily routine.
it just shows how important family are.

also the realities are much worse concerning the days as paul day(the oldest of the days)went with 2other men(1 from croydon and another from merstham)to reigate a supposedly "posher" town nearby and murdered a guy over some drugs dispute.
paul day got 12years for assisted manslaughter(apparently they only wanted to "shake the guy up")

it just shows that although me and my brothers had no major issues with them during school/teen years that some people although not physically threatening are fucking dangerous.
we used to think of them as a bit of a joke as they were all tracksuit/baseballcap wearin,trousers tucked-in-socks hoodie idiots who were skinny runty shortarse little twats who us 3 could have easily took on in an unarmed punch up.
we had the odd bit of mouth/stand offs with them as teens but nothing ever came of it,thank fuck(coz if they held grudges....)

paul day was banned from/kicked out of horley and relocated by the authorities to redhill a few years back before the murder(although he still used to regularly get the train down to horley regardless).the younger 2 still roam about in horley to uphold their "rep".i see em on the way back from gigs but coz of all the drugs theyve done and general retarded nature of them,and being the younger 2 of the 3 they wouldnt recognise me these days especially with my different,longer hair/sideburns.whereas paul might have started if he saw me but hey,he wont see anyone for a good decade or so.

Hi, I'm Rik, I watch retarded hentai and shag my cousins.

Ha ha Rik you make Horley sound like such a wonderful place!

zykloned wrote:Ha ha Rik you make Horley sound like such a wonderful place!

horley on the whole is fine.
everywhere has their little ghetto wannabe areas and we have the court lodge and riverside estates.the rest of the town is pretty boring and quiet.

Lev wrote:Hi, I'm Rik, I watch retarded hentai and shag my cousins.

no your names Lev and youre 40+years old and pretending to be a youngster who likes to spoil peoples funtime

Incest isn't a fun time, Rik.

Lev wrote:Incest isn't a fun time, Rik.

with my cousin it would be.you havent seen her...

anyway stop being a negative nancy

To be fair guys, we haven't seen his cousin.